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Con-y Crony Dash
January 23, 2006
It's been a month of planning for the future at the expense of the present. I have gotten a dent into the final stage of Level 3 (taking a much shorter hiatus than I usually do), but I was on a huge MST kick last week and wrote more of that in the last six days than I had in the last six months. I've also been making plans for ACen and No Brand Con. For ACen, I'm actually making it a point to either get the Whitewater group to plan something in advance or attempt to crash with Chromus (who is now confirmed- YA HA!), whichever is easiest for all parties. For No Brand, it's getting ready for the Name That Anime Opening game Tyler and I are running again. Besides filling out the paperwork with the convention, I've spent the last three nights on Gendou.com downloading the opening to any series I feel obliged to include (particularly popular series that went completely over my head like Bleach and Death Note). I'm up to 89 contest-worthy openings and I'm sure I'll think of more in the future.

I'm also favoring the new over the old with my anime-watching. That 10-series list from the Anime Iowa recap was pared down to 6, but two series have been added- .hack//SIGN, which seems too much like my kind of series to avoid any longer, and a new series called Zegapain. Nick recommended this one to me and from his description it's The Connection with mecha. Picture my MAXIS with a smaller CPU and limited ROM and you've got this world. And in spite of myself, I got the first volume of Pani Poni Dash (a series I deliberately avoided in the fansub stage) which is routine/random high school fun like Azumanga and Doki Doki and all them. It is, but it's nice and pointless and stupid and the manic-depressive bunny is a nice touch. Plus Becky actually acts her age, which was exactly what was so wrong about Doki Doki (Mika-sensei you lazy drunk!). So it's okay.

Where's Utamaru?
December 30, 2006
So most of the last few weeks have been spent settling into the apartment- go here for a tour, as well as taking the initial steps to start a forum on the site (it's actually up, but no link since I haven't tweaked it to my liking yet). Level 3 was progressing, but slowly. I really had doubts over whether it would be done by the end of the year. Then over Christmas weekend, the most miraculous thing happened to me- I lost my keys.

They somehow slipped through the couch cushions at my uncle's place in Chicago, and I didn't realize they were gone until we were halfway home. The keys themselves were recovered the next day and mailed back right away, and I had backup car keys, but the net result was that I was locked out of my apartment for a few days. As a result, no settling in and no access to any of my stuff. How is this good? No distractions, which meant I had absolutely nothing to do but write Level 3 at my parent's house. Thanks to the flash drive I got for Christmas (which would have been very useful for updating the site last year), I got the whole stage written and saved on the computer. Edited Friday, posted today, and we're one step closer to completion. While the lockout did prevent me from the promised EALA update, that too will come in the next week.

From Old Home to Abandoned Factory
December 7, 2006
Once again, real life is calling me. The fantasy football season is winding down and I haven't watched any anime since finishing Slayers TRY last month. As it's the holiday season, I've been putting in a lot of hours at work (an online retailer- f33r Cyber Monday!) and the early morning hours are cutting into my late-night fanfic writing time. Other than that- it's all good. Particularly since my boss gave me my Christmas "bonus" early in the form of two Green Bay Packer tickets for last Sunday. Even though the Pack stunk up the joint and trailed 31-0 at halftime (a deficit that's not as easy to overcome as Hiruma & crew made it look), attending my first Packer game at Lambeau was very cool. Although Dad was in it more for the tailgating in fifteen degree weather.

The real reason for the post (and the Haibane Renmei reference in the title) is that I will be moving to my own digs this weekend- from the parents' house to a renovated factory building with apartments too cool to describe. Apartment hunting and cutting through the associated red tape has been another major distraction to my fanfic, so it'll be nice to be on my own. The additional benefit is the peace and quiet needed to write and the fact that my computer will be hooked up directly to the internet- meaning more expedient website updates. While I'll almost certainly be putting up some Google ads or something (as the site is currently being paid for straight out-of-pocket), it will also mean I can update the moment the urge strikes me. Which is good because I just received some great EALA submissions that will be up soon. Finally, I'll also be able to chisel away at Level 3 and get that wrapped up. I hated making everyone wait too, but the first two stories weren't written while I was employed full-time. Stage seven is reaching its climax and stage eight will come very quickly with the holiday business over and the grand denouement staged almost completely in my head. So bear with me- I haven't let you down before!

(looks at title of post)

Oh... right...

Now It'll Look Like I Stole Their Idea... Moreso
November 26, 2006
I haven't had much to say about the latest incarnations of Survivor and Amazing Race. AR's suffered early when the two teams I was really interested in watching (Bilal & Sayid and Vipul & Arti) bowed out in episode one. As a result, it's been kind of a blah season- the fact that I'm openly cheering for Dustin & Candice to win (they're like Jessie & Ayla without the yuri!) is somewhat disturbing. It's not the fault of the producers- I really appreciate the dedication to visiting new places like Mongolia, Mauritius and Madagascar. It's just that having a Muslim team in Kuwait and an Indian team in India would have been more fun. The race locations seem to be partially determined by the teams to max out the subplots; losing the associated teams equals lost steam. Last season's Japan leg would have sucked if BJ & Tyler had been eliminated beforehand (Tyler had once walked across the country, gaining fame across Japan and filming his exploits in the movie "Kintaro Walks Japan").

On Survivor, with the whole ethnicity adding up to be a whole lotta nothing (especially since Team Whitey is quietly dominating), there hasn't been much to say either- same old business on the island. However, I keep watching, and I'm increasingly horrified at how many of the new twists and surprises seem to be in present in my upcoming Champion's Cup. I won't specify which ones exactly, but I've counted three events which I had considered fresh turns in CC that Survivor suddenly comes out with. Considering I had CC planned out two years ago, it's quite disheartening. At least Survivor won't have an Amazing Race leg stuck in the middle of it. I can count on that... right?

Pragmatism and Laziness Meet Frankenstein
October 29, 2006
Time for a token blog post because I just noticed I haven't said anything for a month (it has been kinda blah). So let's talk Halloween. Surely, like all geeks my age, I'm getting all dressed up in some clever/obscure costume (like my sister, who tied a board to a pirate flag and went "walking the plank") and partying wherever we rural folk party... a barn or something, I guess. Well, in yet another "those who read my convention recaps" moment (this should clue you in by now- READ MY CONVENTION RECAPS)- I don't do cosplay. While I have friends who are still trick-or-treating, the last time I dressed up for Halloween was in the fifth grade. To give you an idea of how long ago that was- I went as Waldo (I was even more messed up as a child than I am now).

Why did I stop? Firstly, my "I don't do cosplay" gene kicked in about ten years before I knew what cosplay was. Most importantly- my mom always buys at least three or four bags of candy to distribute to trick-or-treaters. Since we live in a town of 700 and are isolated on top of a hill in a very uncrowded part of town, only the most dedicated of strangers and a few family friends bother to come up here. Meaning plenty of leftovers. In other words- why work for it? I always ended up with just as much candy as any other kid, without leaving the house! This attitude has prevailed all these years, even when I was on my own in Sturgeon Bay when my grandma sent me two bags of candy (and I didn't receive a single visitor). I brought up the subject with my mom a couple days ago when she bought another three bags this year (despite not having a single friend with kids under the age of 15). She confessed who the candy was really for.

Final Fantasy Football II
September 12, 2006
In the third post which could easily begin with "those who read my convention recap," this one involves my fantasy football teams. That's right- teams. I've got two of them now. The creation of the Eyeshield Football League on ESPN.com led me to form the Green Bay Aliens (the team I drafted for during AI), but an open invitation on the No Brand Con boards led me to NFL.com and, with a rival team already named the Deimon Devil Bats, I followed suit with the Seibu Wild Gunmen. Anyway, this week was the opening week in the NFL and I already see how addicting this is.

Thank God for it too, because my Packers seem headed for another craptastic season after losing 26-0 (and thanks to some unfortunate spoilers I already know the result of the Devil Bats' game against the Spiders in my E21 scanlations). Without going into details, let's just say watching the action around the league is a completely different experience, especially with the live fantasy scoring on NFL.com keeping me engaged more than the TV. I spent a good hour Sunday staring at the screen hoping my Eagles' running back would out-gain the Eagles' wide receiver playing for my opponent (which, ultimately, he didn't). The team I drafted at AI did very well, dominating with a 100-60 win (naturally, that site doesn't have live updates and I didn't tinker my roster at all since draft day). The NFL.com team, the one I was staring at like a hawk for hours and had me dropping players, raiding the waiver wire, and making several trade propositions in the preceding weeks, lost 98-74. Yet despite the "if it ain't broke..." rule in full effect, I feel the itch to trade the Aliens' backup quarterback to the team I'm playing next week.

In the unlikely event that you're interested in joining me in the joys and agonies of the Aliens and Gunmen, I'll post their scores and records next to my MSN Messenger screen name- just add firstagentadam@hotmail.com to your Friends list. Drop me a line while you're at it!

Zenzen Anime Weekend
August 14, 2006
Those who read my Anime Iowa recap have seen the long list of series I have yet to watch. This weekend, as sort of a recuperation period from Anime Iowa, I plotted to sit myself down and actually make a dent on this list. Easier said than done, since I usually can't watch one series for more than three episodes at a time, I usually can't sit down at all for more than two hours at a time, and I don't want to be left with five series to keep tabs on in the coming weeks. So I planned a schedule taking these, and other, factors into consideration and used it to crank out a total of 28 episodes of 6 series in 2 days.

The primary goal was to finish up the nine eps of Chrno Crusade I had left (considering I've been watching the series in 3-ep blocks for the last five months). Using some smart scheduling, I took them in three blocks, breaking up the tension with cult-favorite Haruhi Suzumiya in-between. Since I knew Chrno had a doozy of an ending, I thankfully had the foresight to give myself an hour of downtime after the whole thing (I don't think I've ever cried watching anime, but I came damn close here). Haruhi is as totally awesome as everybody says it is, although after seven episodes I'm a little concerned that I not only see why they show it out of order, I'm following along with it just fine. Rounding out the weekend were three episodes of Digimon Savers (which WtW is finally starting to release again), three episodes of the recently-acquired Narue (hardly top-20 material, but worth the $30), the first volume of Koi Kaze (pretty good- dead serious about the subject material while still finding ways to break up the uber-angst) and the first half of volume one of Kannazuki no Miko (some encouraging spots, but for the most part kinda blah- I'll give the rest a whirl if I'm ever bored again). This leaves me with just Haruhi and Narue to work on, and watching those two is no chore.

When Worlds Collide- Part Two
July 9, 2006
At Anime Central this year, one of the strange plots was the way my online friends, Whitewater friends and No Brand friends were all thrown into the mix together. I dreaded it, just a little bit, but ultimately they all got along great (especially since No Brand supplied Whitewater's room). But it does raise the fact that we do act differently around different groups of people, and they all look at you in different ways.

In the last couple weeks, the subject has come up again. One weekend I went up to Eau Claire to spend time with my No Brand buddies (and create three more Eyeshield 21 fans). On my way back, I took a detour to a Whitewater friend's graduation party. Not only do I go from No Brand mode to Whitewater mode, there's also the additional factor of being at a party with all of Scott's relatives. Not a challenge at all, especially when Nick and I join a game of "one bounce allowed" volleyball (it's gonna hit backyards everywhere!). The real kicker was this Friday when my uncle took a busload of friends and relatives up to Milwaukee to catch a Cubs game in Miller Park. With plenty of tickets to spare I invited Nick, a Brewers fan, to tag along.

After a planning escapade akin to the ones on my convention recaps (although blame goes to my area's lack of cell phone coverage and the ridiculous highway numbering in Waukesha), it was a great night (especially since the Cubs won 7-2). I found it a bit interesting maintaining both "Whitewater friends" mode with Nick and "family mode" around my relatives. While I typically shy away from exposing my true anime geekiness to the family, I could still discuss such stuff with Nick privately. Conversely, I was in open family mode and certainly not shy about my passion for the Cubs, inside jokes within the family (helped along by the fact that my absent brother is also named Nick), and the playful fighting between my sister and me (although I can't forgive her for taking a big spoonless bite out of my ice cream and leaving me to finish it). Chalk it up to the belief that as strange as we are, I consider that side of the family perfectly normal (as opposed to the rednecks on my Dad's side). Then again... I also consider the Miyazawa's in Kare Kano perfectly normal.

Quick Level 3 update, since you're dying to read it- yes, I'm working on it. I'm hitting the home stretch now, and it will definitely be finished before the end of the month, hopefully with a week or two to spare.

Blue Was Supposed To Be For Sports-Related Posts
June 11, 2006
Red was supposed to be for anime, but my posts always ended up related to real-life, reality series and AMV tutorials. So let's make up for it by combining the two by discussing a strange tendency of mine- using fictional competition to make up for inadequacies in real ones. I am a competition freak, which explains the existence of Anime Reality and my interest in competition-based reality series like Amazing Race. So what happens when my sports teams are having a down year?

With the Packers going 4-12, Eyeshield 21 is directly responsible for helping me survive last year's football season. It may not be the most realistic football action, but the diversity of the teams and their strategies (and the fact that we actually get the dirt on most of them), and the occasional sprinkling of honest football techniques like the screen pass or bump-and-run coverage (CHARIOT BUMP!!) keeps me interested and engaged in some football action. Now that I've found Eyeshield scanlations, I'm still really deep into that, but now it's baseball season and the Cubs are coming off an atrocious month. I have no less than seven series in stock waiting to be watched, yet I have this strange desire to watch Princess Nine again.

Oh Right... There's a Blog Here Too
May 18, 2006
Funny that the more I'm actually doing fun, conversation-worthy stuff in life, the less I actually post here. That being said, I'm a bit overdue on providing my thoughts on this season's installments of Survivor and Amazing Race.

Indisputably, Cirie saved this season of Survivor. Not only was her frank and funny attitude a hit, but her surprisingly sound strategy shook up the game when it desperately needed shaking up. Voting somebody off because they were an intriguing Final 2 opponent? That was smooth. Because of her, I was really happy with this year's Final Four, especially since there were worse tagalongs than Danielle. It was quite anti-climactic to see beloved fan favorites Cirie and Terry fall first, but definitely good strategy on Danielle's part. Terry actually lost favor with me towards the end with his stubborn insistence that he should have had the "heavy hitter on minority tribe overcomes all odds and wins" ending that he deserved. He *did* deserve it, mind you, but nobody likes a whiner. Besides, that outcome would have been too predictable, and the winner came from the minority tribe last year. Aras never pretended to be either the big hero or the psychotic villain, but I liked him. Ultimately, he was on top of the majority tribe the whole way, and as Colby, Boston Rob and Stephanie will tell you- it's really hard to pull out a win when leading the whole race.

Speaking of races, the Amazing Race finale was perhaps the single most satisfying two hours of television I've watched in a long time. This year's race took a big dive around episodes 3-5, primarily because of the epidemic of "needle in a haystack" challenges, the fact that obvious obnoxious villains Lake & Michelle were knocked out earlier than expected (I thought they were a lock for Final Three), and how Dave & Lori just didn't represent us nerds that well. Somewhere in the middle of Australia, it turned around big time. Joseph & Monica were edited into the villain roles (something I tried, and failed, to do with Yukino & Arima), the challenges turned downright nasty (preparing the food at the monkey temple and gold-leafing a Buddha statue were brilliant alternatives to the Extreme Sport model of tasks), and Ray & Yolanda emerged as a team that you couldn't help but root for (in spite of the fact that their travel skills left a lot to be desired and Ray never seemed to get comfortable in front of the camera). The last episode clinched it: not only did the race have a leg in Japan for the very first time (which is surprising in its own right), Tyler's love for the country and its culture (the way he spoke Japanese seemed inherently otaku to me) helped us enjoy a country which could have been portrayed as a nightmare for travelers. My only complaint was that they had cars the whole time, which definitely doesn't follow local culture. Despite the usual row of bunch points in the last leg to keep everybody even to the final city, I enjoyed the Alaska segment (first time up north since season 2) and I always find it appropriate when the final challenge relies on geography and memory of previous legs. Best of all, it was only fitting that the hippies won: while Eric & Jeremy were great racers and fun to watch, it just didn't seem right for them to win. This was BJ & Tyler's show, and for the second year in a row the overwhelming fan favorite won the million. Well done, gentlemen.

Off to No Brand Con!
April 20, 2006
Well, I am gone for the weekend to No Brand Con. Yes, it's another delay to Level 3, but look at it this way- I'll have a new convention report by this time next week, I'll be pimping the EALA like nobody's business (especially at a Name That Anime Opening game I got talked into hosting), and best of all- as No Brand Con is the official convention premiere of my new music video, you'll be able to enjoy it here Monday or Tuesday! Yep, get ready because the AMV/Projects section of First Agent Productions is coming your way!
Con Artists
April 15, 2006
I'm getting ready for the stretch- two conventions in three weeks. Got off work, got my new wheels, and the party at OddCon (Robot Chicken until 3 AM!) was a nice warm-up to the after hours fun. I'm going to ACen with the Whitewater guys this year, and unlike last time, I am insisting on being part of the planning process. So Wednesday I headed down for the club's meeting to nail down the details. Since one of my No Brand friends has a room across the street and needed roommates, we took him up on his offer and handled that relatively painlessly. The reason I'm posting? An interesting conversation I had with one of the new members.

She's an expert at everything convention-related, and even ran the AMV contest in Tekkoshocon in Pittsburgh a couple weeks ago. While making my pitch for No Brand Con, she brought up what she saw as its main problem- it's crammed in-between Anime Detour and Anime Central and nobody in their right mind would attend two conventions in three weeks. My response- No Brand doesn't give a flying flip about ACen. Despite having about 3% of the attendance, No Brand considers itself better. It is.

After explaining this to her, she began justifying my viewpoint. She helps out at Anime Central and immediately delivered a laundry list of reasons why ACen (and a lot of other larger cons for that matter), are quickly heading downhill: A lack of new ideas- the bureaucracy involved with getting something new and creative is unfair. So few people are involved with Guest Relations around the country that every con gets the same list of guests that every fan has already met before, especially certain voice actors from the Texas distributors (especially now that ADV is spiraling downward like I had predicted two years ago). The conventions that are able to get new and rare guests, like AX and even SogenCon in southwest Minnesota, get a huge leg up. Finally, and this is what I had always imagined- the people who run large anime conventions quickly are corrupted by power and lose all interest in actually keeping things fresh. Somehow, this all just fits with what I was originally thinking.

Anyway, the smaller No Brand Con will have a Man Auction, a Variety Show, the premiere of a fan parody and a midnight screening of Hanzo the Razor. ACen will have... a war protest. Fun fun anime stuff, eh? If this causes a huge uproar and the con loses all credibility, you heard it here first. Remember- I called the fall of ADV!

When Real Life is Too Awesome To Ignore
April 7, 2006
I feel like I should update this more often, but my real life has been seriously busy. Besides trying out a couple new anime clubs in the Madison area, there's also an official No Brand room party at OddCon tonight, along with preparations for No Brand Con and ACen, both sure to be awesome this year. On top of all that, and this is the big one, I've spent the last few weeks shopping for and purchasing a car. I now have a cute little '05 Grand Am and got a ridiculously good deal on it.

As for creative works, I really hate keeping Level 3 fans waiting, but between this site, my AMV, and the newly-revived MST, delays are inevitable. I have about four pages written, but that doesn't add up to much when recent stages have topped twenty pages.

Great Big Ball o' Stress
March 18, 2006
Stress is no fun. It creates the impression that life is somehow worse than it actually is. I tend to live a no-stress philosophy- avoid it when it's not worth it. This week, however, I'm going out of my way to find it. On TV, of course. I'm a competition freak, and this week has been great.

First off, there's the NCAA tournament. That's unnecessary stress right there- watching as your office pool bracket quickly disintegrates into worthlessness. As with every year, I'm already out of my pool, despite picking Northwestern State in one of my brackets. But it's the thrill that counts. The other big sports-related thrill is the World Baseball Classic. I know it's not getting as much attention as it should, but that Japan/United States game last week was amazing. As I always cheer for the underdogs, I've been rooting for Japan this year, and was so happy the U.S. choked against Mexico and allowed Nippon to sneak in there. How often do you get to hear the Hanshin Tigers mentioned on ESPN?

And of course, there's the Amazing Race, which went out of its way to up the stress factor in an already hair-pulling game. Besides the trip from tropical Brazil to frigid Russia, there was the communications barrier, the maddening doll Detour (I thought the funky music and Bolshevik dancing was a very nice touch) and the increasingly-present fake Pit Stop. It's never been done this early, but I must admit they picked a delightfully evil place to do it. My only concern is that the Russian tour again doesn't last very long. In my opinion, double-length legs should at least stay in the same country. Oh well, Germany's fun too.

Never Read Douglas Adams While Trying to Write Angst
March 9, 2006
So I finally finish my music video, which means I finally can sit down and get Level 3 back on track, right? Oh I wish it could be that easy. I get about 2.5 pages in, and my mind stops and veers sharply to the left, running a red light in the process.

I read during my lunch break, and over the last couple weeks I finally got around to reading Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Now everybody reading this should know that my writing style varies wildly based on what I'm writing, along with other extraneous circumstances. Needless to say, Douglas Adams's style overwhelms and corrupts any hope of me writing my Takato angst. Instead, I'm writing two things that nobody is clamoring for- Champion's Cup (I'm on episode six; no soul besides me has even read episode five) and a novelized format of an old manga project a friend and I had been kicking around for the last few years. I haven't touched that thing in a year and suddenly get this burst of inspiration to write in this droll casual style that's usually reserved for my convention reports. Frankly, it has the makings of some of the best stuff I've ever put out, but that's besides the point! My current goal is to get the new stage of Level 3 up before No Brand Con, which constitutes an even *longer* delay than previous chapters. I finished Hitchhiker this week, but somehow I doubt that the Yotsuba& manga I'm reading now is going to get me back on track.

Geeks in Love, Consumer Whores, and The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
March 2, 2006
Sorry for not commenting on the last two Survivor episodes- there wasn't a whole lot to say. Misty lasted about as long as Brock did in Amazing Race 8 (second family eliminated, which explains why you forgot there was someone named Brock on AR8) and the freak tribe hit an unlikely winning streak. This episode was more fun- absolutely delightful chaos at Tribal Council, and four people receiving votes (mostly because Bruce and Aras abandoned all strategy and just voted for the person they wanted to leave... blasphemers). Bobby put his foot in his mouth and was booted out the door, the three girls suddenly have a semblance of an alliance, and suddenly things are getting interesting.

But the real fun was Tuesday... finally... a new season of The Amazing Race... not that fake flag-waving family filth they put out last season. Admittedly, it wasn't the strongest premiere episode, especially when it's a country they've been too before. The rain and traffic snarls also put a damper on what is usually a majestic debut. Then again, season six had a great first episode in Iceland and ended up sucking. Not that it was a bad start- the race hadn't been to Brazil since season two and some of the teams have real promise, particularly BJ and Tyler. There's a few downers- the "Ken and Barbie" team who will either flame out like a candle next week or sleep their way to the finals, this year's "alpha male & submissive girl" team in Lake & Michelle, and while I really want to get behind "nerds in love" Dave & Lori, they have yet to show any personality besides fawning over each other every ten minutes. If these guys are as geeky as they look, I want to see it! Anyway, for what may be the first time- the "race to avoid last" wasn't between a heartwarming team and a "meh" team (they were tied 4-4)... it was between two teams I really could do without. The "Frosties" and the... John & Scott. Just once, couldn't Phil pull a Donald Trump and eliminate both teams just out of spite?

AMV Creation 202- 202! 202! Er... The Final Touches
February 26, 2006
Don't mind me; I was out of town this weekend visiting some No Brand friends in Eau Claire (all the travel and planning deficiencies of a convention report- without the convention. That's not the point of the post (if it was, it would have a maroon background). The reason is that the AMV is finished. The editing wrapped up Wednesday, giving way to step three- encoding the sucker. A lot of people think the encoding has to do with the encoder and the encoder settings. Why would people think that? It has to do with what you do beforehand- the touch-ups. Smoothing, sharpening, color balance... this is what gets the file size down. This is also the part where you get to attempt to improve the visual quality of the  footage, hopefully not compromising the file size in the process. "But Arp, I thought you edited straight off of the DVD footage; how can it be improved?" You'd be incredibly surprised. When I get the AMV/Projects section up, I'll show you the before/after shots. It's ridiculous how much can be fixed. The encoding also was incredibly smooth as well; the "high-quality" version was only 34 MB (the "low-quality" version I'll upload here is 25 MB and you'd have to be a film critic to notice the difference). This coming from an exported file that was originally 2 GB. Seriously.
Shiny Happy People holding hands
February 21, 2006
Remarkable. Just a day after mentioning Scott Melzer and his AMVs, the online radio station I listen to at work played both "Quiet Lucidity" and "Shiny, Happy People" this afternoon. Those are two of my favorites, and Shiny Happy is one of the best AMVs made through linear editing (tape deck + tape deck = OMGWTF). Enjoying these cool little things in life is the easiest solution to surviving the 9-5 world. And just to show that it was serious, the station also threw in some Depeche Mode (just not "Master and Servant").
AMV Creation 201- Digimental UP!
February 20, 2006
Anyone who has seen my Laputa video will immediately notice that my style isn't the splashiest around. I'm usually a pretty simple cut and fade kinda guy. Nothing wrong with that- Scott Melzer built his reputation on no-effect videos and a AzuDai video with only some cute text titles won Best Comedy at ACen this year. Some call it boring; I call it old school. I should say that I'm not against the use of digital effects. I use them all the time- most, however, are transparent. Simple transitions and blends, speed changes to match the rhythm (or stretch a clip to cover the allotted space), clip reversing to make something pan down instead of up, and of course longitudinal flips to make the big explosion kill the eight-year-old from the right instead of the left (you'll see) are all technically digital effects. I used them in abundance, but none of those make my videos "digital."

Until now.

Last night, I inserted my first truly digital effect. It's not transparent (well... the effect itself technically is, but you'll notice it!), it's definitely non-linear (which is the term for editing on computers; linear involves two tape decks and/or a razor blade), and the most important criteria of modern-day digital AMV editing: IT LOOKS FRICKIN' SWEET! Considering I don't have After Effects, doing *anything* remotely frickin' sweet on Premiere gives me goose bumps. I'm totally pumped about it. I feel like watching a Naruto marathon and kicking a tree out in the backyard. Dammit!

AMV Creation 102- The Numbers Game
February 18, 2006
Once finished logging the footage, the process seems pretty simple- rip, edit, print. Guess which step is the hardest? The answer is d- they're all a bitch. I'm not going to deny that editing is a challenge (even if it is the one everybody signed up for). Printing- well, those final files don't go from 2 GB to 40 MB by themselves. Those two are pretty understandable, but getting the DVD on the computer and setting it up in your editing program is a whole lot more involving than you would believe. The process is documented enough to follow easily (at least if you're using the tutorials on AMV.org), but it involves a ton of decisions. The following choices must be made- how to rip the DVD, how to index the DVD, how to get the footage in your editor, and maybe, just maybe, how to edit the footage. Guess wrong and the video looks like crap. These decisions are made based on the specifications of the video, what kind of editing you're doing, and how you plan to encode it. The specifications for Kino, which may or may not be easily discernible, are as follows- 720x480 PAR, 16:9 Anamorphic DAR, 29.970 fps, NTSC format, Pure Interlacing (Top Field). Anyone knowledgeable in video production won't even bat an eye at all that. To sum it all up, it took me about 5 hours to get all the specs in line and actually start editing in Premiere. Another 5 hours later, 25% of the editing was finished.
Second Off Is The Big Loser
February 13, 2006
In a competition to determine the biggest loser, does the winner really deserve the title? Ponder that paradox if you want, but anyone who follows episodic elimination shows like... well... just about every reality series will probably recognize the sad truth- the first one gone makes more of an impression than the second. Us in the reality fanfic biz tend to pick up on this and use the second elimination as our throwaway- the one casting that we probably could have had a good story for... but we just didn't feel like it. The first victim usually gets some sort of sob story, but Minato & Yukina? SOL, girls. To test this theory- quick, name as many first-offs from Survivor as you can in thirty seconds. I'm leering at you if you named more than five, but now name the ones who went next. Not as many, right? Just as we do in reality fanfic, the editing process doesn't help the number twos out much. We'll remember Tina; she made an impression. Melinda? I'm sure she was in the first episode, but I'm hard-pressed to remember if she said anything. Anyway, if you're ever cast for a reality series, don't dread being the first gone... at least you'll get your screen time. More than I can say about Nakahito & Kamihito (I'd use more examples, but I can't recall any more names).  

I could say more about last week's Survivor episode, namely how the small tribes really helped us get to know the players better (and how the early shake-up shot that all to hell; I don't know who's who, much less who's where), how the schoolyard pick was pretty pathetic since nobody knew anybody and relied solely on physical appearance, and how this whole Exile Island thing will either keep things fresh and spontaneous or get really monotonous fast. But I won't. I'm working on my AMV. Having a website to host all my creations is nice and all, but the top priority should probably be working on said creations instead.

AMV Creation 101- The Log Roll
February 5, 2006
With the website up, my new top priorities are the next chapter of Level 3 and my next AMV. I started both yesterday. While I don't have the AMV page up yet, I thought I'd share my procedure for creating AMVs. For two reasons- one is that I don't know any AMV creators that read this and I'm sure somebody's interested in the process. The other is hoping that someone *is* an AMV creator and can tell me what I'm doing wrong. In any event, I have a TV news background and I was always taught to log my tapes- which means going through the tape and charting all the video you have to work with. Therefore, the first step for me is watching all 13 episodes of Kino's Journey and writing down every darn shot in the series. I know most (good) creators watch in fast forward, but I can't write that fast. I must say charting the shots is a very interesting way to watch such an introspective series. Anyway, I got through the first five episodes yesterday with three pages worth of notes (a whole page dedicated to episode 4- which covers more than a quarter of the video). Here's hoping I can read my handwriting when I actually get around to editing all this.

BTW, I know I told some people that my next video would be Haibane Renmei (and I logged the first volume of that a while ago). After discussing it with a couple of my friends, I'm going with Kino's Journey instead. I think my Kino video is a little more exciting for public screening, and there are already a ton of Haibane videos on the market (most of them a lot angstier than mine). I'm going with the underused series for now, although I plan to do the Haibane video later in the year.

Survivor: Panama... Off Wisconsin
February 3, 2006
Since I have a whole section devoted to reality series, better comment on the new Survivor-

Watching this with my Mom, the first strange observation she made about the new season was the name Misty. Apparently she didn't realize Misty was a genuine name and considered it odd. I, of course, know the name from other sources (not related to beach volleyball). Maybe it's her unfamiliarity with names shared by anime characters; the last time she commented on a strange name was at a Brewer game. The offender? Brewers pitcher Tomo Ohka. I, of course, was heckling him with my "Tomo-chan" chants. Anyway, we both immediately took a liking to Tina, especially after I placed her accent in the Wisconsin/Minnesota range. Yep- she's from Hayward, on the shore of Lake Superior. I was quietly wondering if a second Tina would become Sole Survivor. Naturally, she became the second Tina voted out first. This is also the second time a woman with Wisconsin ties went up against a sassy black woman for the first vote. It's now tied up 1-1, but just like in Palau (where Angie was spared in favor of Jolanda), it'll probably prove to be a bad decision.

Read these long enough; you'll find a pattern to the background colors
February 2, 2006
Today is a personal holiday. I'm not talking about that groundhog crap; a winter as sporadic as this could last well into June and nobody up here would notice. Today is the one-year anniversary of me quitting my job at the radio station. It was as a good a job as I was going to get out of college- a broadcast journalism job for a broadcast journalism major. It stunk; the manager was a jerk, the hours were crazy, and all the personal satisfaction was being eaten up by turmoil that always seemed to unfold. Since then it's been a year of introspection and reset. My new job may not be geared towards college grads, and has neither the glamour or the salary, but I enjoy it. I like working for these people and it's something I won't mind doing for a couple years while I build up some coffers for my bid to take over the world.
Miscellaneous observations from a newbie domain holder
February 1, 2006
A few miscellaneous observations while compiling this site together:
  • Anime Reality has 18 MB worth of scripts. Most of it unformatted HTML. No wonder I couldn't find a decent free host.
  • Since I'm doing character pics for all of the stories on Anime Reality, I noticed that the more mainstream a series is, the harder it is to find a decent image. American cartoons and DBZ ended up being the hardest series to find good pics for. Pokémon wasn't a problem since I went to fanart site Pokesho.com. When looking for a pic of Tally for Roomies 3, the site I knew had a good picture was screwing up and not finding images beginning with the letter "T."
  • Why did it take two months longer than expected to get the site up? "One game of Spider Solitaire to calm down, then on to the site." I've never seen a game that's as simultaneously addicting as it is frustrating.
  • Okay, domain's registered, hosting's paid for, access codes received... all I need now is a decent FTP program. I downloaded three free programs- nothing would let me connect. Somehow, my old copy of NextFTP (which I've been using since 1999 on my old campus site), that reminds me that my evaluation period expired 5 years ago, works fine. I didn't even install it onto the new computer I'm using; I just dragged and dropped.