Time to meet the Baltic states!
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ESTONIA |
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LATVIA |
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LITHUANIA |
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International Competition
(Since Independence From Russia)
World Cup Appearances: 0
Euro Championship Appearances: 0
World Cup Qualifying Record:
Wins- 10
Draws- 8
Losses- 34 |
International Competition
(Since Independence From Russia)
World Cup Appearances: 0
Euro Championship Appearances: 1
World Cup Qualifying Record:
Wins- 13
Draws- 12
Losses- 27 |
International Competition
(Since Independence From Russia)
World Cup Appearances: 0
Euro Championship Appearances: 0
World Cup Qualifying Record:
Wins- 13
Draws- 11
Losses- 26 |
It's a sad thing, especially since their World Cup qualifying
record includes many matches against each other and tiny nations like
Liechtenstein. All Estonia and Lithuania can do is note the one aberration in
Latvia's stats.
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Latvia, you qualified for Euro once?
When did that happen? |
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Oh that? That was a few years ago. It
was all luck... really. And I didn't do anything in the
actual tournament. |
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Nonsense! You tied with Germany! |
With the Baltics all huddled together, it means Russia's bound to
appear. The three shudder.
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Latvia's too modest to admit it, but
he's actually a football powerhouse, da? |
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Not really. It was just that one
time. |
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I was afraid Spain wouldn't know what
hit him, so I told him you were counting on a win today! |
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*trembling* Why did you do that? I
don't want him mad at me. |
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But it's true! You've been to seven
World Cups! You even won Euro once! |
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That was you. Well, mostly Ukraine,
but you took the credit for it. |
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Right, we were all one with Russia
then! So it counts, da? |
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N... no? |
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Imagine if you were one with Russia
again! Think of the victories over your archrival Spain! |
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He's my archrival? |
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He is now! I just discussed it with
him and you are his archrival until Thursday! |
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What happens Thursday? |
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He plays Lithuania. So don't let us
down, Latvia! |
Russia walks away. Latvia is shaking in his shoes. Lithuania is
scratching his chin.
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Hmm... we're in the same group, so we
have to play each other. If I win... does that mean I
beat a former Euro finalist in a big tournament game? |
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Latvia slumps his shoulders and
looks ready to cry. |
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That's what Liechtenstein said when
she beat me in the last Euro qualifier... |
That's right. Latvia once lost to Liechtenstein. Estonia and Lithuania shake
their heads in shame.
Day 3
Norway vs. Korea
Spain vs. Latvia - Lithuania vs. Turkey
Another beautiful day in Germany. Too bad Australia and Cuba are indoors.
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G'day everybody! Day 3 of the Hetalia
World Cup is upon us and after today, we'll have seen
half of the nations in the field. The bulk of today will
be our first look at Group D, but as far as competitive
soccer, it's our first match that should get people
excited. |
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Not to say that Latvia or Lithuania
can't come away with points today. They both have had
their moments in the past and if yesterday was any
indicator, nothing's a given here. It's more a testament
to the fascinating game between Norway and Korea this
afternoon. |
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Oi, talk about a clash of styles.
Quiet vs. Loud. Defense vs. Offense. Only thing in
common between these two is a wealth of talent. |
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Well, that and those freaky hair
curls. But yeah, I mean they're not top tier teams like
Holland or England, but they're right in the thick of
things. Korea finished fourth in the 2002 World Cup,
beating Poland, England and Spain in the process. |
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Norway, though, hasn't been to the
World Cup in a few years. Kinda keeps to himself. |
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He's easy to overlook, but you never
know what he's contemplating. You just know that he is
contemplating something, and you probably won't like it
when it comes out. |
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It looks like they're ready to get
started, so we're off to Leipzig! |
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Day 3-
Leipzig |
Match 6 |
Group C |
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NORWAY |
vs. |
KOREA |
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Nobody is surprised how this one starts off. Korea gets the ball and looks
for a score. Norway is well-prepared and begins the game with a heavy emphasis
on defense. Practically all of the first ten minutes are spent on Norway's half
of the field with Korea either trying to get a shot or Norway trying to prevent
one.
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Quick pass to the sidelines, Korea
crosses it right away but there's nobody home! Norway
clears it. |
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A little ahead of himself there,
crossing it in before he's got anybody to receive it. |
This actually becomes a recurring theme for Korea, as he
frequently heads the ball in before his strikers are in position.
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Back at midfield now. Korea takes a
LONG pass into the
box, but is he onside? |
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Guess so, it's an open shot! Knocked
away! Tight defense and Korea still almost broke through
for a score. |

Usually, once Norway gets the ball, he tosses it around, keeping it away from
Korea as long as he can. Eventually, he tries moving forward. This doesn't work,
as all of his players are on defense. Korea, meanwhile, has had his defenders in
position the whole time.
So the next time he gets the ball, Norway tries something different.
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Norway's only pushing two men
forward, tossing it back and forth to each other. It
works! One crosses into the box to the other. Header!
Keeper falls on top of it! |
Korea smiles, happy that Norway's trying some offense too. It
inspires him to work harder to fight back.
It seemed for a bit like Norway had found something, but Korea keeps his attack
up and Norway doesn't seem too interested in another run for several minutes.
Then it starts to develop. After another cross into a box with no strikers,
Norway starts his move. He travels in a pack of five midfielders, passing back
and forth between each other slowly, going backwards when necessary. He
carefully escorts the ball to his strikers.
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Took a while, but Norway's in
business now. Kicking it around the box. There's a
cross! Header! It's wide left for a goal kick. |
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I think we're starting to see
Norway's plan of attack here. Very patient. |
Korea strikes back, but doesn't put it in. Norway does the exact
same thing, plodding down the field, carefully waiting for
opportunities and striking at precise moments. When Korea gets it
back, he again fails to find anyone in the box.
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Again! Korea is not in rhythm with
his crosses. |
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It's the bread and butter of the
modern offense. He's gotten some shots elsewhere, but
he's got to start connecting on these more often as
Norway starts to think ball control. |
Eager to get the ball back, Korea slams into the midfielder
posse.
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A little hard there, Korea! That's a
yellow! |
Korea smiles sheepishly, raises his hand to acknowledge it, and
awaits Norway's free kick.
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And a booking for Korea? Is he still
anxious with the game scoreless? |
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Maybe. It could just be his playing
style. If somehow came up with the ball there, it would
have been big. |
Norway's attack stalls and Korea moves again.
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Korea looking for something up the
middle, but Norway gets a foot on it and it squirts
away... into the box! It's a footrace and Korea wins it!
Shoots right away but the keeper's there to keep it out. |
Despite Norway's time-chewing technique and precision shooting,
Korea's still aggressive.
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Korea going to try another header
here. This time there's somebody to receive it! Shoots!
Diving save! Norway just got a finger on it and his
defender will kick it to safety. |
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That was a lot better! Either he
worked things out or Norway gave him space on that one. |
Indeed, Korea's persistence on goal has tested the Norwegian
defense, no matter how dedicated he is to it. Outside the box, an
aggressive tackle draws a yellow card against Norway.
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Free kick now from just outside the
box. Going to try for a goal here? |
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I hope not. There's a lot of
possibilities if he finds a good target to kick to and
builds from... or he could just try for a goal and
miss it completely. Goal kick for Norway. |
Norway's attack, meanwhile, continues as his shot selection nets
him a corner kick.
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Let's see what Norway can do with a
corner. It's up and he heads it! Bounces off the keeper,
right at a Norway striker! The shot is deflected off
Korea's defender! Another shot is kicked away and Korea
clears it! Wow! |
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Korea's lucky, but it also shows his
defensive chops. Sometimes attack-minded teams lose
sight of good defense, but Korea doesn't seem to
sacrifice anything. He's attacking with spirit and not
numbers. |
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Which explains why he was outgunned
on his cross. Cleared easily by Norway. |

Korea is exciting and Norway is functional, but neither side scores in the
first half. Taiwan doesn't have to work hard to get a halftime interview. She
just stands there and waits for Korea to fly in and give her a bear hug. She
pulls away before he can start groping and claiming he owns her. She gets enough
of that back home.
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Hey, what's up? |
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Watching a good game so far. No
surprise to see you attack the net, Korea, but are you
disappointed that you haven't scored? |
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Not at all! I love a good challenge
and I'm going to keep fighting and attacking until I
come out on top! |
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It is a challenge. Norway doesn't
seem to be making too many mistakes, and had a few
dangerous shots already. Any plans to deal with that? |
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My defense is the best! I couldn't be
going for the goal all the time if I didn't take care of
my own. I just have to keep it up and win this! |
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Well, good luck to you in the second
half. |
In the studio, Australia and Cuba are impressed with what they've
seen.
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For the first time in the tournament,
no score at halftime. Hard to say who the better team
is. |
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Not really. The way Korea's been
pushing all game, the fact that he hasn't found paydirt
yet means Norway's doing exactly what he wants. He's
taking advantage of Korea's impulsiveness by shutting
down better options and making him try for the shots
Norway wants him to. |
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Good point. Could be a low scoring
game here. |
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Which again fits into Norway's
strategy. A 1-0 win's as good as a 3-2 win. |
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Until you hit the second tie-breaker,
which is goals scored, but that's a story for another
time. Let's get back onto the field for the second half. |
For all their talk about Norway's emphasis on ball control, he
still controls the ball forward when the second half starts. Korea's
defense stays focused and holds him off. His offense continues to
come up empty though.
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Out of bounds at midfield. It's a
throw-in for Norway. |
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You have to admire how Korea is still
undaunted and still fighting on despite not scoring. |
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Still, he won't win unless he finds a
way into the net. |
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I find that's true for everybody,
actually. Unless you're playing tennis. |
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Norway throws it in and kicks it WAY
downfield!! Korea wasn't expecting that, but Norway's
striker was. It's a breakaway! He shoots- SCORES! Goal
Norway! |
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Where the hell did that come from?!
After a half of keeping it close, Norway goes deep,
finds the open man and scores on a sudden breakaway! |

50' - GOAL (NOR) - Norway 1, Korea 0
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Not bad, Mr. Norway, but watch this! |
It's not instant. It takes a few possessions, but Korea gets a
breakaway of his own thanks to a great through ball.
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Korea's got it on the corner of the
box! It's one-on-one and he... no, he kicks it back out.
Looks for something else, but Norway intercepts and gets
it away. What happened there? |
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You can't see what he does. Might
have been a bad angle. If there's no way you can score
from there, you might as well hang onto it. Either
Korea's showing some maturity or Norway's getting into
his head after all. |
Down the field, Norway's on the side of the box, but not quite in.
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Is he thinking a shot or a cross from
there? It's a high cross and a good header off the
goalkeeper. Ball's on the ground, Norway slides after
it... GOAL! Puts it back in after the first one was
denied! |
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All that work testing Korea's defense
and he's broken through now- a two goal lead. Korea's
going to have to figure something out on offense. Lord
knows he'll try. |
55' - GOAL (NOR) - Norway 2, Korea 0
Indeed, Korea starts to open things up a bit, using long, flashy passes and
hoping to outrun Norway. It succeeds to some extent.
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All the way to the sidelines now,
setting up a cross! Striker's there to head it! Off the
crossbar! |
Despite Norway's continued defensive effort, Korea seems to be having a much
easier time finding good shots. Even if he doesn't show it, Norway's starting to
feel pressured.
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Korea crosses midfield now and kicks
it straight up the middle! He's got a man in the box!
Past the defense! Wide open and he SCORES! Korea sees
the opening and gets on the board! |
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It was just for a split second there,
but Korea found a hole and pounced on it! No chance for
the goalie to save it from that short a distance. |

63' - GOAL (KOR) - Norway 2, Korea 1
Korea is as jubilant as ever about the goal, even though he still trails.
Norway remains icy, but his eye tics slightly at the celebration. He kicks the
ball back into play.
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Norway pushing up the field, not
content with just a one goal lead. Looking for a cross,
stolen by Korea! Heading back up and he's taken down
from behind! Norway with a hard tackle and there's the
whistle. |
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Seychelles definitely reaching for a
card. Only question is what color is it. |
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It's red. |
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We can't be playing like that now.
You've gotta go. |
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A red card! Norway's man is sent off
and he'll have to play down a player! |
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That's terrible. Norway's been
playing such a disciplined game. How the hell could he
lose it there? Now Korea has a man advantage. |
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Clearly a dangerous tackle though.
You can't argue with that call. |
Korea uses the advantage to push up the field. With one less
player, it seems to have opened up a bit for him. He gets a
breakaway out of it, but Norway's keeper is able to get a hand on
it. Norway isn't able to get very far before Korea gets it back.
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Norway loses it, back to Korea,
across midfield... great tackle there by Norway to steal
it! |
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Now that's how it's done. No contact,
just a good clean steal. Oh! But there's a hard tackle
in response! |
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Korea tried to steal it back and
practically dragged Norway down. And he's sent off!
Seychelles holds up the red card and we're back to even! |
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That wasn't as clear-cut as Norway's.
I thought he might have gotten away with a yellow there
but once that red comes out the first time, both teams
know it could come out again if they don't play nice. |
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*mumbling to herself* How come
I get stuck with these kinds of games? |
It's back to even, but with one fewer player on both sides,
everything's wide open. Korea remains relentless and Norway is able
to keep possession without too much danger. The more Korea fights
for the equalizer, the more Norway stays aggressive when he gets the
ball. Quite simply, he no longer believes he can keep Korea from
scoring for the last twenty minutes.
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Norway at midfield, over to the side.
He's got it and flies unmarked down the side! Good cross!
Good header! GOAL! |
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Norway tried a two-man attack early
in the game and it didn't work, but now he pulls it out
again for his third goal! |
74' - GOAL (NOR) - Norway 3, Korea 1
Despite common logic, Norway does not hole up on defense. He remains just as
aggressive as Korea in trying to score. Korea's surprised and has to react and
step up in order to stay in the game.
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Wow, Mr. Norway! Haven't you had
enough?! |
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No. I'm sure you haven't. |
Good point. When Korea has the ball, it's the exact same
scenario. Although it's more forgivable given his deficit, Korea too
is ferocious. With ten minutes left, Norway gives in and focuses on
defense the way he's supposed to.
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Korea circling around, looking for a
good shot. |
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Time's running out, but Norway's
almost forcing him to be patient. Not sure if he's used
to it. |
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There's a cross from the side, header
and a diving save! Ball gets away, Korea tries to finish
but the keeper's there to knock it down! It rolls
towards the line! Norway gets there! Clears it away but
did he get there in time? Did it cross?? |
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Over the line! Goal Korea! |
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Oh, it's a goal!! By the narrowest of
margins, it snuck across and it's back to a one goal
game! |
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Hmm... scorers are saying the
defender touched it before it crossed the line and
saying it's an own goal. Nuts to that- give Korea full
credit for that one. His persistence paid off. |
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Even so, only seven more minutes to
equalize. Can he do it? |
83' - GOAL (KOR) - Norway 3, Korea 2
Perhaps this was the reason Norway was trying to be so aggressive. After
taking care of another Korea attack, Norway gets it to midfield.
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Back up to midfield for Norway. Not
sure if he's trying to score or keep it away from Korea. |
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At this point, those you might say
that's the same thing. |
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Norway's got a man loose, tries to
hit him! Connects! He's onside with a breakaway, angling
to the box... shoots... SCORES! Korea dove with all his
might but Norway put it in no man's land and gets the
goal right back! That could be the clincher! |

84' - GOAL (NOR) - Norway 4, Korea 2
Korea gets in several more harrowing shots that we probably could dwell on,
but none of them go in. This proves to be a final score, which after the first
half is more than enough offense for one game.
Norway greets Korea for a post-game handshake. Instead, he's glomped.
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Man, great game Mr. Norway! I'll get
you next time! |
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Um, yes... good game. |
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Korea whips off his jersey,
startling Norway. |
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Wanna trade jerseys?! You know,
keepsake for playing against me? |
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It's not a foreign concept, but
Norway acts like it is. |
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Um... maybe back at the village.
After it's washed. I'll talk to you later. |
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It's a date! |
Norway rolls his eyes and heads in. Outstanding a victory as it
was, he still couldn't deflate Korea's spirit.
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Day 3-
Leipzig |
Match 6 |
Group C |
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NORWAY |
4:2
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KOREA |
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50'
55'
74'
84' |
Carew
Grindheim
Carew
Carew |
Referee
SEY |
Lee
Harstad (OG) |
63'
83' |
Unfortunately for Norway, Korea isn't the only Asian country that would like
a word with him.
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Norway! Congratulations. A win over
Korea puts you in first place in the group. |
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Yes. Yes it does. Excellent. |
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It seemed like you were in control
for almost all of the game, but your playing style
changed several times throughout the game. Did you have
to make adjustments? |
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Not really. Korea's tough, but pretty
predictable. First half worked out, but I knew he'd
score a couple goals eventually. I just had to score a
couple more, that's all. |
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Looking forward to England next time? |
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No, but I might as well beat him. Can
I go now? |
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All right. Good job today. |
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And good job Taiwan for getting that
much out of him. Not a big talker, that one. |
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I can't wait for her to interview
Sweden. But I tell you what, social skills aside, Norway
played a hell of a game today. |
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That he did. Looking at the groups
before the tournament, we saw that Norway certainly had a chance
to move on to the knockout stages, but he took a strong
opponent and took care of him the way champions do. |
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Yeah. Korea didn't implode the way
Greece did or have a bad day like Japan. He just got
owned out there. Give him credit for getting a couple
goals and making it interesting, but Norway had things
planned out and played like the better team. |
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Well, there's little doubt who the
better team is in the next game. Question is will Latvia
be able to put up a fight against Spain. |
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Gotta feel sorry for Latvia here. His
first match is against one of the hottest teams in
Europe. Spain won the Euro tournament in 2008 and I'm
sure he'd love to keep it up with the Hetalia World Cup
trophy. Latvia's been known to rise to the occasion,
like when he qualified for Euro '04. But being lucky
enough
to qualify and winning the damn thing tells you the
talent difference here. |
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Let's go to Nuremberg and check out
the damage! |
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Day 3-
Nuremberg |
Match 7 |
Group D |
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SPAIN |
vs. |
LATVIA |
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Latvia... isn't so sure about this.

He takes a deep breath, assures himself that it will all be over in two
hours, and watches as Spain gets ready to kick off.
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Uh... Spain? About that whole
archrival thing... |
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Don't sweat it! I'm not going to
treat you like an archrival just because Russia tells me to. |
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Oh, that's good. |
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Everybody's an archrival when I play
them in football! Let's go! |
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Oh dear. |
Spain kicks the ball off and just starts passing randomly up and
down the field. High passes, low passes, anything that Latvia can't
touch. He's just getting a feel for the ball, much to Latvia's
chagrin. After about two minutes, Latvia finally intercepts it and
carefully moves downfield. The inbounds cross is knocked away for a
corner kick, but that goes nowhere. Spain continues to pass up and
down at will. When Latvia does get the ball, he's somehow able to
get into the box, but doesn't do anything substantial with it.
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Spain gets it back now and he's just
dancing around the pitch. Won't let Latvia near the
ball. |
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He's world class, that's for sure,
but I wouldn't mind seeing him try to score one of these
days. |
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Latvia trying to put some pressure
and oh, there's the through ball! It's a breakaway for
Spain! Knocked away and Latvia clears it! |
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Oh, that's much better. Thank you. |
Spain crosses it in and heads it off the mark. Latvia loses possession
immediately.
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Throw-in for Spain at midfield.
There's the throw and a quick cross, just into the
box... long header... GOAL! Spain makes it look easy
from long range! |
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Wow, if he can score from the corner
of the box like that, no wonder he's been so chill! High
header goes over the keeper's head and finds the other
side of the net. Nice. |

12' - GOAL (ESP) - Spain 1, Latvia 0
Thing is, Spain's not done.
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Spain gets it back into the box- no,
Latvia clears it. Heading out for a corner. |
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Wait, no, Spain retrieves it, crosses
back into the box! Headed over the bar! Hey, why wait? |
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Surprised Latvia, that's for sure. |
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I'm gonna have a heart attack before
this is over... |
Latvia sucks it up and loads up defensively. Spain isn't able to
penetrate far into the box... so he just drills shot after shot from
the perimeter. The shots are too far to actually go in, but Latvia
has to constantly throw himself in front of speeding balls to stay
alive. He's not enjoying himself.
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Another shot- caught by Latvia! He
kicks it far downfield and has a man open! Kicks forward
and hey! Latvia on a breakaway! He shoots! Knocked away
for a corner! |
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He may not be as tough as Spain, but
Latvia still has legs and he can still use them. He
ain't completely helpless. |
Latvia takes his licks and counter-attacks whenever he can
get the ball back. Spain is able to get breakaways because he's
frickin' Spain.
Eventually, Spain realizes that if he keeps letting Latvia get
counter-attacks, he might score on one of them. So he starts to hang back for a
while, relying on speed to push a few men forward and go for breakaways that
way. Spain doesn't get anything out of it, but Latvia is completely stymied
offensively.
Latvia does get the ball a couple times and manages a good shot attempt and a
corner kick, but still no goals.
When Spain resumes kicking the ball around, looking for a corner, Latvia's
trying to pressure each pass and relying on double-teaming and tackling.
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Are you trying to mark me? That is so
cute! |
Cute, perhaps, but it works. Latvia is able to get the ball and
heads towards the box.
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Latvia crosses it in, but Spain
knocks it away... but back to Latvia! Another cross and
another clearance, but Spain can't get it out of there!
Latvia has it back! Tries to cross and he's taken down
hard! |
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Yellow card! |
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Cameroon books Spain. Maybe he felt
some pressure on that one. Latvia will get a free kick
from close range. |
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Kick is up, towards the goal! Easy
save for the keeper. |

Moments like those are rare though, as Spain is able to handle Latvia inside
the box.
In spite of the momentary distractions, Spain is again able to generate his
offense.
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Latvia back on defense, but Spain
crosses it to the edge of the box. Another header!
Keeper just knocked it over! Close play! |
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Don't look now, but it's almost
halftime and Spain only has that one goal. |
It isn't over yet, though.
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Spain's flying towards the box.
Latvia dives into stop him but oh! Spain jukes past him!
It's a one-on-one! The shot! Diving save by the
goalkeeper! Latvia's determined not to let anything else
get by before halftime! |
He doesn't, although he's already pretty shaken as he heads to
the locker room. Vietnam catches up with him.
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Halftime, Latvia, and you're only
down by one. That has to be a positive to still be in
this match. Plus you've had some opportunities. Are you
liking your chances in the second half? |
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What?! We have to do that again?! Oh
God, I'm gonna die... |
Cuba's trying not to laugh in the studio.
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Hey, you gotta hand it to him. He's
hanging in there. |
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No, but he doesn't have much left in
the tank. Spain is running circles around him and Latvia
was in survival mode the entire half. |
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Can't wait to see what Spain does in
the second half. |
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I know. If he holes back and plays
defense the whole time, it'll probably work. But Latvia
has broken through a couple times. If you're Spain,
you've gotta be thinking about building a cushion, even
if it means giving Latvia the chance at a
counter-attack. A couple of 'em looked pretty darn
dangerous. |
Back onto the field, Latvia gets to kick off to start the second
half. He does so, trying to pass it around and find an opening.
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Latvia trying to get across and...
stolen by Spain! How far can he get? |
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Not very. Nobody else from his team
is with him. Latvia gets it back... |
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...and immediately pushes upfield,
past the Spain players who thought they were on offense!
Latvia connects! Gets a shot! Diving stop by the keeper! |
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Like I said, if Spain gets too
aggressive, Latvia finds holes. Spain can't get too
reckless here. |
He doesn't. In fact, he marks Latvia, forcing him to earn
every pass and trying to pressure him into a mistake. Latvia is
frantic the whole time, but gets close enough to Spain's box to
force Spain to commit a foul to stop him. Again, Spain's keeper
catches the free kick and boots it back to midfield.
 |
Nothing going there. Spain tries to
push up, but nobody home. Latvia takes over and kicks it
hard downfield! Oi, he's got a man there! He's onside
somehow, it's a one-on-one! He shoots! SCORES! LATVIA
TIES IT UP! |
 |
See, what'd I tell ya? It's about all
Latvia can do and he pulls it off here and ties it up.
Spain's gotta be kicking himself for losing it while in
transition. Caramba. |

51' - GOAL (LVA) - Spain 1, Latvia 1
Well after the fact, Latvia is still standing there, stunned.
 |
I scored... it's tied!? I'm tied with
Spain? |
 |
Uh, Latvia? We'd like to start
playing again. |
Spain seems to get the message and slows things down for a bit,
looking for a good shot. He ends up dancing around Latvia's box too
long, shaking his concentration enough to draw a hard foul and a
booking.
 |
Yellow card for Latvia and a free
kick for Spain. He's been very patient since Latvia's
goal... but not there! Takes a shot! Caught by the
keeper. |
Things get bogged down for a bit after that, as both sides mark heavily and
prevent the other from getting any sort of rhythm. This bogs down the game for
several minutes, until one of them is able to get something through.
 |
Oh boy, Latvia's in position for a
cross! It's into the box and headed... aw, right at the
keeper! All that and he couldn't finish the job. |
 |
Still though, it's the first time
anyone's come close to scoring in ten minutes. Fact that
it's Latvia has a lot of Spain's fans nervous in the
seats. It hasn't been this quiet since everyone got up
to use the bathroom at halftime. |
Finally, Spain's able to return the favor and get his offense
going again.
 |
Latvia still pressuring at midfield.
But Spain gets a kick through! Man's open and gets it!
Side-by-side with the defense! Shoots and it's off the
keeper! Then off the defender, right back to Spain and
he FINISHES! Spain retakes the lead! |
 |
Man, Latvia sure didn't make it easy
for him, but he finally finds an opening and puts it in
on the second attempt. There's a lot of relieved folks
back in Madrid right now. |

66' - GOAL (ESP) - Spain 2, Latvia 1
With a lot of the pressure off, Spain loosens up and continues to focus on
offense.
 |
Spain's fighting to grab one more
goal while Latvia's on the ropes. He's got a corner kick
now, it's up... and headed! Gets past the keeper and a
defender and bounces in! GOAL! |
 |
Wow! What a header by Spain! Latvia
had two guys right there and Spain gets it past both of
them. He couldn't have placed it any better if he was
standing two feet away and throwing it. |

69' - GOAL (ESP) - Spain 3, Latvia 1
Now Latvia is starting to look beat, both mentally and physically. Spain
generally stays aggressive while his mojo's working, but nothing comes out of it
other than killing time. Latvia gets a couple failed potshots, but it's another
ten minutes before he's able to generate a sustained offense. And that's only
because Spain has fallen back to play more defensively in the final minutes.
 |
Into the box... and Spain clears it
out. Goes up the middle, then right to the sidelines!
He's flying down the sides towards Latvia's box. Past
the defense! He angles in! Fires! Knocked away, but
right to another Spanish forward! He finishes the job!
One more for La Roja! |
 |
You know, that's what Latvia had been
trying to do all game. Shut down a possession and just
hustle up the field before the other team can get back
on defense. Spain just showed us how it's done. |
81' - GOAL (ESP) - Spain 4, Latvia 1
Now Spain just kills time whenever he gets the ball. Latvia doesn't fight too
hard to stop him, although he does try an attack if he does end up with the
ball. They both know this one's over.
 |
Final minute now and Latvia tries a
cross, but Spain's there to clear it. Gets it up and
it's... stolen by Latvia. Wow, he fires it into the box
again! Connects, the kick- SCORES! Hey, Latvia gets one
back in the final minute! |
 |
It's a defensive lapse if I ever saw
one. Latvia snuck in there and happened to have a
striker still in position. But hey- it counts. Spain
better hope that doesn't come back to bite him in a
tie-breaker. |
 |
Either way, it's too little, too late
as the clock expires and Spain prevails. |
90' - GOAL (LVA) - Spain 4, Latvia 2
Yep, that's how it ends. Despite the last-second goal, Latvia's practically
crawling off the field. Spain takes a moment to savor the victory before heading
in for an interview and a shower.
|
Day 3-
Nuremberg |
Match 7 |
Group D |
 |
SPAIN |
4:2
FT |
LATVIA |
 |
12'
66'
69'
81' |
Raúl
Raúl
Albelda
Torres |
Referee CMR |
Verpakovskis
Verpakovskis |
51'
90' |
Here's that interview for you.
 |
Spain, you came on strong there and
put up a solid victory, but for a while there, it was a
pretty close game. |
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I know! Wasn't that sweet? He was
holding on there for most of the game. It was adorable. |
 |
What made it so difficult to get past
him? |
 |
Well, he reacted to everything I did
pretty well. When I stacked the box, he threw everything
on defense. When I kicked it around, he marked me. I was
having a blast trying to stay a step ahead. |
 |
Was there ever a point where you were
afraid he'd force a draw with you? |
 |
That's the fun part! If I don't step
up and figure something out, he gets a point off me.
Can't let that happen against my archrival! |
 |
Sights set on Lithuania now? |
 |
You bet! Gonna take a shower and
watch him play Turkey. That should be fun. |
 |
You do that. Congrats on the win,
Spain. |
Australia and Cuba try to analyze.
 |
Well, it wasn't the complete victory
some were expecting, but Spain got the job done. |
 |
Yeah, even though Latvia tied it up
at one point, Spain dictated all game. He could have
done a better job with the way he dictated, but there
was no doubt who was in charge of that one. |
 |
Meanwhile, you gotta hand it to
little Latvia for hanging in there as long as he did. |
 |
You bet. He ran out of gas in that
last half-hour, but as far as "not freaking out and
getting clobbered" strategies go... he's solid. Turkey
better not take him lightly in the next game. |
 |
Well, Turkey's got a Baltic of his
own to deal with in the night game. What are Lithuania's
chances? |
 |
Well... better. He's kinda in the
same boat as Latvia. But the thing with Turkey is that
he does have a bit of an inconsistent streak going.
Third place in the 2002 World Cup! Knocked off host
Korea! Great job... but guess who Latvia beat to qualify
for Euro '04? |
 |
He also missed out on the 2006 World
Cup when he lost a playoff to Switzerland. Then he came
back and finished third in Euro '08. There again he beat the
hosts... Switzerland. |
 |
It's up and down with this guy. Very
unpredictable. |
 |
Well, let's get to Cologne to see
which Turkey shows up. |
|
Day 3-
Cologne |
Match 8 |
Group D |
 |
LITHUANIA |
vs. |
TURKEY |
 |
The match starts and Lithuania goes on the defensive! Turkey is casual with
the ball, dancing past defenders and looking for openings. He doesn't find very
many as Lithuania is devoted to defense. So much so that when he does get the
ball, he has so few men forward that he can't advance it. It's a small sacrifice
as it means that Turkey can't get many shots off.
 |
Turkey gets it into the box, but
Lithuania gets it. No! He lost it in the box! Turkey
picks it up! Fires! Saved by the keeper! |
 |
All the defense in the world can't
help you when you lose the ball like that. |
A few minutes later, Turkey's still threatening.
 |
Turkey kicks one through! Finds a
man, but he's all alone surrounded by three defenders.
Just trying to keep it in all that traffic. |
 |
Oh oh! Nice move there to get past
two... and a third! |
 |
Only the keeper to beat... he jukes
right past him! Empty net and a GOAL! |
 |
Incredible footwork by Turkey! Dances
around three players and the goalkeeper, leaving him
with the whole net in front of him. A three-year-old
could have kicked it in from there! |

7' - GOAL (TUR) - Turkey 1, Lithuania 0
Lithuania gets the ball and at least holds it long enough to get a couple
tries off Turkey.
 |
Lithuania wins his first corner of
the day. Has a couple guys forward. Kick is away!
Bounced, the shot! Off the post! Turkey gets it out of
there but Lithuania almost equalizes! |
For the most part though, Turkey continues to dominate. Lithuania
doesn't get any sort of offense until minutes later, but Turkey's
defense provides so much pressure he can't even get a shot off.
Meanwhile, Turkey pulls all sorts of offensive strategies on Lithuania,
whatever suits his mood at the time. He crosses, he charges in, and he steals
and rushes it into the box. This is most frustrating as it's usually after
Lithuania just finished clearing.
 |
Lithuania gets it out again, but
Turkey steals it before getting to midfield! He
kicks it into the box! Shot's away... off the crossbar!
Who'll get to it first... TURKEY! GOAL!! |
 |
Keeper couldn't get that rebound and
Turkey flies in and hammers it home for his second goal!
This is starting to get ugly. |

17' - GOAL (TUR) - Turkey 2, Lithuania 0
Turkey's still not finished. After Lithuania can't advance, Turkey does.
 |
Long cross down the field, headed
from the top of the box- saved by the keeper. |
 |
Didn't hang on though! Turkey dives!
Connects! SCORES! Another goal for Turkey! |
 |
Lithuania's keeper couldn't hang on
after the save and Turkey swoops in to head in the third
goal of the night. We're not even twenty minutes in. |
 |
Well, boys and girls- it's gotten
ugly. |
18' - GOAL (TUR) - Turkey 3, Lithuania 0
So ugly, in fact, that we're going to buzz right through the next twenty
minutes. Turkey's pretty much just dancing around with the ball anyway. He takes
a few shots here and there, but now he's just having fun with it.
 |
How 'bout this? Give me a shot to
try. Bet I can hit it before halftime. |
 |
Um, I don't know. Um... |
 |
Too late! I'm off! |
Lithuania is able to get a few more chances in all this, but even
on what looks like a breakaway, Turkey smothers him and prevents a
shot. Turkey really slows things down and not much happens.
 |
Turkey just fires a longball into the
box. It's a fifty-fifty... Turkey chests it but right to
Lithu- no! Turkey stole it back! He fires! IT'S IN!
Another goal and the rout continues. |
 |
At some point you run out of things
to say. I can't tell if Turkey's that good or
Lithuania's that bad. Scoreboard says it could be both. |
36' - GOAL (TUR) - Turkey 4, Lithuania 0
This looks to be the score going into halftime, but...
 |
Lithuania kicks it through and
connects! Finally a promising breakaway! He shoots! Aw,
saved by Turkey. |
 |
That may have been his best chance
for a goal all game. Would have been a nice
confidence-booster right before halftime, but Turkey
won't be denied. |
The half ends. Poland and Estonia have to drag Lithuania off the
field.
 |
Wow, Liet, you like... really suck. |
 |
Do I have to play the second half? |
 |
According to the rules, a forfeit
would result in an automatic 3-0 win for Turkey. So if
you think about it... |
 |
That's tempting... |
 |
That totally wouldn't work. That's
only when you don't show up for the game. Estonia should
know that. He's the expert on not showing up for games. |
 |
*defensive*
It was only that one time! And with good
reason! |
Yes, in protest of a last-second time change, Estonia once
did not show up for a home game against Scotland. Oh, the things
you find during random Wikipedia research on the national teams of
random Hetalia nations.
 |
Where the hell's Taiwan? |
 |
Her flight from Leipzig was delayed.
We really need to splurge for a third sideline reporter. But that's
okay- the less said about this one the better. |
 |
True. Turkey's running circles around
Lithuania. Only question is whether Turkey keeps
fighting in the second half or if he shuts it down. |
 |
Oi, it's a question of whether he
wants to save strength for his next matches or try to
build up a nice goal differential so he's ahead on a
tie-breaker. |
 |
Both of those sound pretty shrewd and
tactful. So I don't see Turkey doing either of them. He'll
probably just do what he did for the last part of the
first half and just kill time and jump at any
opportunities. |
 |
Well, let's get it over with. |
Lithuania does show up for the second half. In fact, he tends to
be a little more competitive as Turkey is more relaxed with the
game virtually in hand. Still, not much happens for a long time.
 |
Lithuania trying another longball!
Hits his striker! He shoots! Over the bar! |
But Turkey continues to get opportunities to shoot. To answer
Cuba's question at halftime, Turkey really isn't playing with any
strategy at all. He's just going out and enjoying himself, doing
whatever comes to mind.
Lithuania is still frantically trying to keep up and generate anything
resembling an offense.
 |
Lithuania's going around the side
now. No cross, he shoots it from there! Knocked away by
the keeper, but right to another forward at the edge of
the box. Lithuania shoots! SCORES! |
 |
Hey! There we go! Two good, hard
shots finally turn into a goal as Lithuania gets
something to build on. |

69' - GOAL (LTU) - Turkey 4, Lithuania 1
A few minutes later, Lithuania gets it back and tries again.
 |
Moving forward again, Lithuania
passes up, looking for a way to break Turkey's defense.
Passes into the box... and over to his side! Gets an
open shot! Scores! Lithuania drills it into the net for
his second goal! |
 |
Nice teamwork there and some great
passing. He puts a good finish on that one and suddenly
it's a two goal game. Still probably too late for a
comeback, but it's a big improvement. |
72' - GOAL (LTU) - Turkey 4, Lithuania 2
Turkey steps things up again the rest of the game, but Lithuania still has
the momentum. They manage to trade shots back and forth, both getting looks. For
a while, it's unclear whether Turkey would lead by three or if Lithuania could
cut it to one. It even gets intense enough for both teams to get players booked
for hard tackles on defense.
At the end of the game, however, despite Lithuania proving to be a late
nuisance, neither team scores again and it still amounts to a pretty easy win for Turkey.
|
Day 3-
Cologne |
Match 8 |
Group D |
 |
LITHUANIA |
2:4
FT |
TURKEY |
 |
69'
72' |
Cesnauskis
Jankauskas |
Referee
THA |
Ateş
Ateş
Baştürk
Ateş |
7'
17'
18'
36' |
Taiwan's plane finally has landed and she catches up with the victor. She's a
little stressed out after all that.
 |
Great win, Turkey. Sorry I'm late,
but my plane had a mechanical issue pre-flight. I almost
didn't make it at all. I'm still a little on edge right
now... anyway... |
 |
*laughs* So much for German
efficiency! |
 |
Heh heh. But wow, what
a dominating first half! You seemed to have Lithuania's
number. |
 |
Attack early, attack often. That's
how you disrupt him. Best of all, he was ready for it
and still couldn't stop it. |
 |
It seemed more even in the second
half. He scored a couple goals and almost got it to
within one. |
 |
He did, and perhaps I underestimated
him later on. But I was ready to turn the jets on again
if things ever got heated. |
 |
Another Baltic next time in Latvia.
Did you get a chance to watch his match against Spain? I
sure didn't. |
 |
Yes, I watched a bit of it. Latvia
looked all right. I look forward to seeing him in
battle. |
 |
Well, anyway, it's a good way to
start off your tournament. Thanks, Turkey. |
 |
You bet! You go get some sleep now. |
 |
I will do that. Australia? Cuba? It's
all yours. |
 |
The benefits of calling matches from
the studio. |
 |
Germany should have sprung to let us
do this from Havana. But anyway, Turkey will sleep well
tonight, even after Lithuania's late goals. |
 |
He sure will, but goal differential
is an important tie-breaker. Assuming Turkey and Spain
both win again next time, whoever has the best goal
differential wins in case they draw against each other. |
 |
Yep, they're both +2 right now. Let's
peek at the tables. |
After Day Three, these are the standings:
| |
Group A |
Pld |
W |
D |
L |
GF |
GA |
GD |
Pts |
| |
Russia |
1 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
4 |
1 |
3 |
3 |
| |
Germany |
1 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
3 |
2 |
1 |
3 |
| |
Hungary |
1 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
2 |
3 |
-1 |
0 |
| |
Greece |
1 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
1 |
4 |
-3 |
0 |
|
| |
Group B |
Pld |
W |
D |
L |
GF |
GA |
GD |
Pts |
| |
Canada |
1 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
3 |
1 |
2 |
3 |
| |
Holland |
1 |
0 |
1 |
0 |
1 |
1 |
0 |
1 |
| |
Belgium |
1 |
0 |
1 |
0 |
1 |
1 |
0 |
1 |
| |
Japan |
1 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
1 |
3 |
-2 |
0 |
|
| |
Group C |
Pld |
W |
D |
L |
GF |
GA |
GD |
Pts |
| |
Norway |
1 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
3 |
| |
England |
1 |
0 |
1 |
0 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1 |
| |
Austria |
1 |
0 |
1 |
0 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1 |
| |
Korea |
1 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
2 |
4 |
-2 |
0 |
|
| |
Group D |
Pld |
W |
D |
L |
GF |
GA |
GD |
Pts |
| |
Spain |
1 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
3 |
| |
Turkey |
1 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
3 |
| |
Latvia |
1 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
2 |
4 |
-2 |
0 |
| |
Lithuania |
1 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
2 |
4 |
-2 |
0 |
|
| |
Group E |
Pld |
W |
D |
L |
GF |
GA |
GD |
Pts |
| |
France |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
| |
Denmark |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
| |
Finland |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
| |
Hong Kong |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
|
| |
Group F |
Pld |
W |
D |
L |
GF |
GA |
GD |
Pts |
| |
Italy |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
| |
Switzerland |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
| |
Egypt |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
| |
Estonia |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
|
| |
Group G |
Pld |
W |
D |
L |
GF |
GA |
GD |
Pts |
| |
Sweden |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
| |
Poland |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
| |
Iceland |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
| |
Liechtenstein |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
|
| |
Group H |
Pld |
W |
D |
L |
GF |
GA |
GD |
Pts |
| |
America |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
| |
Ukraine |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
| |
Belarus |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
| |
China |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
|
 |
Well, three games today and three 4-2
results. |
 |
They all looked very different too.
Norway and Korea battled all game, Spain pulled away
late and Lithuania tacked on a couple to look
respectable. |
 |
And after today, we've now seen half
of the 32 teams in the tournament. Who's impressed you
the most? |
 |
You know, I gotta say Norway had the
most complete game from start to finish. Took care of
things all game against some tough competition. |
 |
All three of today's
winners looked very good, especially Norway and Turkey.
Gotta also go back to the opener and point out Germany's
performance. Didn't panic after trailing early, stormed
back and held off a determined Hungary. |
 |
On the other side of the coin, which
losers aren't completely screwed? |
 |
Me, I think Japan still has a shot at
advancing. Losing to Canada was bad, but Holland and
Belgium playing to a draw helps him. If Japan can beat
Belgium and Holland cools off Canada, Group B is ripe
for the taking. |
 |
That one's turning out even better
than we had hoped for. Looking ahead to tomorrow, the
last of the Baltics will try for better luck as Estonia
meets Egypt. |
 |
And Group E play gives us a couple
more Nordic nations as Denmark takes on Hong Kong and
Finland tries to figure out France. |
 |
That's it for us. Adios until next
time! |
As we progress through the tournament, some of the matches
won't be covered as thoroughly as others, particularly ones that
turn into a rout early like Lithuania-Turkey. I want to try to get
enough character moments for everybody, but not every game's a
thriller. This is good to keep in mind with Hong Kong-Denmark next
time. I don't have high hopes for that one. In fact, they all look
like blowouts on paper, but the game's delivered surprises before
and one of the underdogs has a secret weapon...
To Be Continued!
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