Animation Survivor 2:
Out of Characters, Out of Energy, Out of Money
Bunchalosers Tribe
Akito- Child’s Toy
Arnold- Hey Arnold
Davis- DigimonGerald- Hey Arnold
Helga- Hey Arnold
Kari- Digimon
Sakura- CardcaptorsSana- Child’s Toy
T.K.- Digimon
Wendy- South Park
Introduction
(Sports commentator-style desk, with Artie, Manny, and Mike.)
Manny: You’re still watching? Man… some people
don’t know when to quit.
Artie: And one of those people is TK Teekayshai.
Mike: Um… it’s Takaishi.
Artie: …who despite being faced with tremendous odds, is determined to not give up and face his foes in the battle between the USA and anime. Will he succeed, or be voted off with his digi-destined comrade Davis Motomiya? Find out in the next three exciting episodes of Animation Survivor 2!! Roll it Manny.
Manny: (lamely) Hai.
Episode Nine- Day Twenty-Five
(TK is seated on the beach, pondered in thought. Kari walks
up to him.)
Kari: You okay?
TK: I don’t know. I just can’t believe what I did yesterday.
Kari: What do you mean? You didn’t vote for Davis, did you?
TK: No, no, it’s nothing like that. Just a couple… techniques I tried to get Sana to vote with us.
Kari: Must have threw her away. If Davis got five votes, that means that she must be with Akito and them.
TK: Yeah. Not that I blame her for it. I should be ashamed of myself. At least I’m not going to be rewarded for doing something like that.
(TK gets up and walks away.)
TK: I feel terrible for what I tried to do to Sana. I mean, I don’t know exactly whether she really has something for me or whether it’s just Sana being Sana, but who am I to pretend to like her back just to get her into the alliance?
(TK is now walking back to the shelter, when Sana runs in and hugs him.)
Sana: TK-chan!
TK: (down) Hi Sana. Look, I gotta ap…
Sana: I’m sorry I didn’t vote Arnold like you told me to. Akito told me you were just pretending to like me so I’d vote with you. And I don’t mind that! That’s okay! But I’m in an alliance with Arnold and if I voted him off, I’d be pretty stupid. And I’m not stupid!! I love my alliance, I love my life, and I love my TK-chan!
TK: Um… great.
(Sana runs off)
(Wendy is watching Helga as she’s fishing with Akito.)
Wendy: (to herself, scheming) That’s right you little bitch, join your fun alliance. Have a bunch of fun with Akito and Sana. Take out TK and Kari. See if I care. Soon, I will have my connection from inside, and he will bring your alliance down. And when all’s over, it’ll be me and him in the finals. And since I was staying out of the alliance game- who do you think the jury’s going to pick? I didn’t vote off Davis, so would he vote for me, or the guy who did? That’s what I thought. You should have voted me off when you had the chance.
(Wendy laughs evilly.)
Arnold: (OS) Hey Wendy, what’s so funny?
(Arnold enters and sits down nearby.)
Wendy: Oh, nothing. I was just thinking of something Stan did before I left.
Arnold: Oh. Say, did you vote for Helga last night?
Wendy: Yes I did.
Arnold: Weird. So you aren’t in any alliances or anything?
Wendy: Nope. I’m just going to stay out of alliances, because they’re way too devious and unfair.
Arnold: You know, I admire that. This is a tough game, and a lot of people would do anything to win. And I hate to say it, but I’m trying to win too. Alliances aren’t fun, but it’s just playing the game. But it’s nice to see that somebody’s trying to stay out of it altogether. And that’s good. So good luck Wendy, and maybe you’ll prove that you don’t need to be devious to win.
(Arnold walks away. Wendy has an evil smile)
Wendy: That’s right Arnold, sympathize with me, admire
me, appreciate what I’m doing. You say I’m trying to
prove that you don’t need to be devious to win. You’re
wrong there- I’m trying to prove that you don’t need to
be in an alliance to be devious! Helga and all the rest
won’t know what hit them!
Day Twenty-Six
(Arnold is reading the reward challenge to everybody.)
Arnold: We each have to pair off- a boy and a girl on each team.
The team has to run through an obstacle course together. Winners
get to go scuba diving together.
Sana: TK-chan! Be my partner!
TK: Uh… well…
Arnold: Hey, why don’t we just pick names out of a hat?
(TK’s looking nervously at Sana, and not taking his eyes off her, takes off his hat and throws it to Arnold.)
(Shot of Kari, reaching into the hat.)
Kari: Fortunately I don’t really care who I end up with. (pulling out a name) Akito?! Aw darnit.
(Helga goes up and reaches in.)
Helga: I don’t care who it is as long as it isn’t football-head! (sotto) Please, dear God let it be football-head. (pulling out a name, louder) Geraldo? Well, at least it isn’t Arnold.
(Sana goes up and reaches in, and pulls out a name.)
Sana: TK-CHAN!!!
(TK screams OS)
(Shot of Sana and TK lined up next to Kari and Akito in front of the course.)
TK: Really, Kari, if you want me to let you win, I’m fine with it!
(Kari looks at Akito, then back at TK.)
Kari: It’s no problem. I’ll let you win! It’s the least I could do after years of kindness!
TK: Kari, that’s not necessary. You deserve to win!!
Kari: (angry) Not as much as you TK-chan!!
(Shot of them taking off, with Sana the only one making an effort to win.)
Mike: (VO) After a really dull first heat, Sana and TK win.
(Shot of Helga and Gerald lined up next to Arnold and Wendy.)
Wendy: Prepare to die bitch!
Helga: (sotto) Get away from my man, you two-timing…
Manny: (OS) Go!
(Both set new world records in this event, although Helga and Gerald pull out the victory. Well… mostly Helga. Next up, shot of Sana’s gusto outdoing Helga and Gerald, as she and TK win.)
Mike: (VO) Although Helga and Wendy have a fantastic match, Sana’s determination nets her and TK-chan the win.
TK: (OS) Help me God…
(Montage of Sana and TK diving. Although TK’s uncomfortable, he’s still enjoying the surroundings, and is a complete gentlemen… despite Sana’s persistent hugging.)
TK: Hey, in the perfect world, it would have been me and
Kari on that trip. But hey- the odds of us getting paired up and
winning aren’t good, so I’ll take this. Sure
Sana’s a bit strange, but it never hurts to be nice to her.
Although I’m definitely not interested in her in that way,
and no man in their right mind would be, we had a lot of fun.
Day Twenty-Seven
(Shot of Helga, with Gerald, Arnold, Sana, and Akito, talking
in privacy.)
Helga: I say we vote Wendy off next.
Arnold: Wendy? Why?
Helga: She’s so… not nice.
Gerald: But she isn’t in an alliance! We need to get rid of TK and Kari before we go after Wendy.
Arnold: Guys, guys, we can’t be divided over stuff like this. Remember, the Americans lost last time because they couldn’t decide on who to vote off next.
Akito: Did they?
Gerald: That’s not how I remember it. I thought it was because one of them didn’t want to vote off Tai.
Arnold: Whatever. Look, we’ll get to everybody eventually. We have the advantage as long as we all stick together. Helga, please explain why we need to get rid of Wendy over TK or Kari.
(Helga stands up notably, as if a senator about to make a speech)
Helga: Thank you football-head. Phoebe was unable to say it, but I’m not afraid to. My reasoning for voting off Wendy is simple- she’s a bitch. Thank you.
(Helga sits down.)
Akito: Good reasoning.
Sana: What??
Akito: We have a 5-3 advantage, so let’s get Wendy out of the way first.
Gerald: Hayama! You’re breaking my heart! We need to vote off TK before he wins immunity again.
Sana: Not TK!!
Gerald: Why not TK?
Arnold: Yeah, don’t you remember what he did to you?
Sana: Yeah, but he was just trying to play the game, and that’s okay. So I refuse to vote off TK. Pick somebody else.
Arnold: I’m sorry, but it’s alliance rules- regardless of what everybody thinks we have to take out the strongest member of the opposing tribe.
Gerald: Hey, don’t worry about it. We got four other people. Just vote for somebody else for this time, and we’ll still have enough to take him out. Vote for Kari or somebody. We don’t mind.
Sana: (stubborn) Nope! I am not voting off TK!!
(Akito sweatdrops.)
Helga: (to Akito) Man, I wish I was an anime character so I
could do that right about now.
(Shot of Arnold and Wendy in a game where two people balance on a platform in the water, and try to knock their opponent off using a rope. Arnold wins this round.)
Artie: (VO) For immunity, the eight compete in a single-elimination tournament involving balancing and preventing the other guy from balancing.
(Akito doesn’t do a damn thing to the rope other than holding it. He just stands there. Gerald, however, goes all out to win. Akito, at the right moment, lets go and Gerald falls in.)
(Kari seems to have a lot more effort, and determined to beat Sana. Sana is no match for the child of light.)
(Helga and TK have a wild match, but TK wins.)
(Shot of Kari, as she just doesn’t seem to want it as much. Arnold defeats her.)
(Shot of TK, smiling as he uses the same strategy as Akito. Akito panics for a second, and TK scores the victory.)
(Shot of Arnold and TK, having a match for the ages. Arnold pulls the upset.)
Artie: (VO) In dramatic fashion, like this entire series has
been, Arnold defeats TK and scores immunity!! What an upset!
Tribal Council
(Shot of Gerald, voting for "TK")
Gerald: I’m sure Sana, Helga, and Hayama will realize the
errors of their ways and switch. We can’t lose now!
(Shot of Helga, voting for "WENDY")
Helga: Sorry, Geraldo, I vote the way I want.
(Shot of Akito, voting for "WENDY")
Akito: Helga’s right about Wendy. If Gerald doesn’t see
that, he’s an idiot.
(Shot of Wendy, voting for "HELGA")
Wendy: Like I said last time, this is just part of my master
plan. I don’t need no stinkin’ alliance! I’m Wendy
Testaberger!!
(Shot of TK, voting for "HELGA")
TK: Wendy, if you don’t want to be in an alliance,
that’s fine by me. But it just so happens me and Kari
decided to target Helga too. What are the odds of that?
(Shot of Manny, about to hold up the seventh vote.)
Manny: Currently, there’s two each for Helga, TK, and Wendy.
Knowing my luck, these next two are probably for Kari or
something and we’ll have a four-way tie. Oh, no… this
one’s for Helga.
(Gerald looks up, extremely concerned. Shot of Sana, next to him.)
Manny: And the final vote… is for Gerald. Helga?
(As a pissed Helga takes her torch, Gerald looks at Sana, who gives him the Japanese eyelid/tongue combo that is apparently an acceptable alternative to the middle finger in Saturday morning cartoons.)
Manny: (VO) What, you thought the Arnold’s Toy alliance was going to roll everyone over? We aren’t that pathetic. Well… we are, but that just didn’t happen this time.
Episode Nine Voting Record
Helga- (3): Kari, TK, Wendy
TK- (2): Arnold, Gerald
Wendy- (2): Akito, Helga
Gerald- (1): Sana
Episode Ten- Day Twenty-Eight
(Wendy is standing, looking over the beach. Kari’s in
the background, doing random chores. Wendy looks a bit
frustrated, then lets it out.)
Wendy: S**T!!
(Kari looks at her, confused.)
Kari: S**t? Why s**t? You got rid of Helga. You should be happy.
Wendy: Yeah, but now my evil plan is all messed up!
Kari: Oh. Uh… sorry.
Wendy: You should be! I liked my evil plan.
Kari: Well… can you come up with a new evil plan?
Wendy: I suppose… but it won’t be as evil.
Kari: Oh. Well good luck!
(Kari continues working.)
Akito: Wendy keeps to herself. She watches all of us from a
distance, and she seems to have some sort of a strategy going.
She isn’t in an alliance, so that makes her unpredictable.
Right now, she’s a significant threat.
(Sana is fishing on the shore… and singing.)
Sana: (loudly) Fishing, fishing, try to catch a fishing!
(Akito approaches.)
Sana: Oh, Hayama? Are you here to help me?
Akito: Uh… sure.
Sana: Yay! Akito’s going fishing!
(Sana dresses Akito up in a full fisherman’s regalia, including vest lined with pockets, tackle box, and stupid hat with bait stuck on it.)
Akito: But I really need to talk to you.
Sana: Me?
Akito: Yes. I don’t think Gerald and Arnold see Wendy as much of a threat, but we need to vote…
Sana: Okay!
Akito: Okay what?
Sana: Vote Wendy next, got it!
Akito: But I didn’t tell you why…
Sana: That’s fine, I don’t want to be with Gerald if he’s going to say I should vote off TK or Kari or all my other friends. So I’ll vote Wendy. Bye!!
(Sana drops her pole and walks away. Akito looks at her, then the camera.)
Akito: I still got it.
Day Twenty-Nine
(Shot of the seven gathered at an "auction" scene,
where Manny is presiding.)
Manny: Sold! One corn chip to Arnold for A$260!!
(Shot of Arnold paying the money, and receiving the corn chip.)
Artie: (VO) With the team becoming increasingly hungry, an auction is held. Each contestant gets A$500 to use to buy food.
(Shot of the seven. Akito is conspicuously silent.)
Sana: Hey, Hayama, you’ve been quiet today.
Kari: Yeah, you haven’t made a single bid.
TK: You’re missing out on all the great stuff. This french fry only cost me 140 bucks!
(Shot of Manny)
Manny: And the next item up for bid is being brought in by my lovely assistant.
(Mike mutters and brings in a plate of turkey and mashed potatoes.)
Manny: We’ll start the bidding at…
Akito: (OS) 500.
(Shot of Akito as he holds up his entire billfold. His "sneaky" ears and tail appear.)
Arnold: We spent all our money on worthless items.
Gerald: We can’t compete with that!
Manny: (OS) Sold!
Gerald: That Akito may be in our alliance, but he’s a
sly one. I don’t trust him for a second. Sana keeps saying
she doesn’t like him, but at the same time she’s
wrapped around his finger. Sana voted for me last time, so I
can’t trust either of those two. They already jumped ship
once, and if we don’t watch it, they might do it again.
Day Thirty
(In the immunity challenge, the kids must pour water into a
bucket to cause it to lift a self-made fire on the other end of
the scale. Whoever gets the fire high enough to burn through a
line at the top wins. TK succeeds in this and pulls off the
victory.)
Manny: (VO) In the immunity challenge, TK secures his place on the island by burning a rope. This is one strange game, ain’t it?
(TK and Kari are looking over the now dwindling bag of rice.)
Kari: How much do you think is left?
TK: About enough for dinner… for us two.
Kari: What about the others?
TK: They can get their own!!
(Artie is seen walking in with a box. The seven join him.)
Artie: Kids, listen up. The cameramen tell me that you’re out of food.
TK: Actually, all the cameramen are talking about is how they’re out of food.
Gerald: We’re out too, but they don’t give a damn.
Artie: Well until the cameramen form a union and demand daily rations, nobody cares. But we are concerned about you guys. We don’t want Kari to die now- we have to wait for your big series finale for that.
TK/Kari: (shocked) What??!!
(Artie starts laughing)
Artie: I never get tired of that! I love that joke. I usually reserve that for future romances, but since you two aren’t an anime couple I can’t do anything with that angle.
Arnold: Those two aren’t a couple? If you ask me, they look pretty good together.
(TK and Kari blush.)
Artie: Sorry Arnold, TK and Kari are not an anime couple. Now these two…
(Artie points over at Sana and Akito. Akito quickly cops a feel of Sana, prompting Sana to chase him down with her mallet. Back to Artie.)
Artie: Now that’s an anime couple. Anyway, since you’re out of food, I’ve decided to comply, and give you enough rice to last the rest of the trip.
(Artie pulls out rice. The kids drool.)
Artie: The only catch is that you need to give something in return.
Sana: We’ll do it!!
Arnold: Wait, what?
TK: (listing) Blankets, tents, shelters…
Kari: (listing) Helpless wandering animals- you name it!!
Artie: Actually, we aren’t going in that direction.
(Artie pulls out a long scroll of paper.)
Artie: This sheet is from our accounting department, and shows how much we’ve blown on this trip. Supplies, food, first aid kids, transportation, challenge setup, and above all- rewards. This rice could put us over the top. So we’re asking you this. We’ll give you the rice, with one major catch- no more reward challenges. No more opportunities to visit faraway locales, eat healthy, or even contact family later…
Akito: We accept.
Artie: Great, I am outta here! See ya tonight!
(Wendy is on the beach, watching the river. Arnold approaches.)
Arnold: Hey Wendy. It’s certainly been a rough ride, hasn’t it?
Wendy: Why did they have to vote off Helga? I have no clue what to do now!
Arnold: Just vote for what’s in your heart.
Wendy: That’s not devious!! My entire evil strategy was based around voting for Helga, but she got voted off three f**king episodes after the merger! What the hell do I do now?
Arnold: Uh… good luck trying to figure it out.
(Arnold speeds away.)
Wendy: Although my plan to consistently vote for Helga was
messed up by those anime weirdos, I still have my insider. Arnold
is still playing into my every move, and it won’t be long
before I utilize his power to my own advantage!!
Tribal Council
(Shot of Arnold voting for "WENDY.")
Arnold: No offense Wendy, but you’re creeping me out.
(Shot of Kari, voting for "AKITO.")
Kari: No offense Akito, but you’re still creeping me out.
(Shot of TK, voting for "AKITO.")
TK: No offense Akito, but you’re creeping Kari out.
(Shot of Akito, voting for "WENDY.")
Akito: (makes whipping noise) No offense Wendy, but that was
meant for TK.
(Shot of Gerald, voting for "AKITO.")
Gerald: No offense Akito, but I can’t trust you for a
second.
(Shot of Sana, voting for "WENDY.")
Sana: No offense Wendy, but… aw shoot- all the good ones are
used up!
(Shot of Wendy, putting her vote in the box. We can’t see
it.)
Wendy: None taken!
(Manny is reading the final vote.)
Manny: And the final vote is for… Wendy. But since Akito
already had four I guess it doesn’t matter! Bring your torch
up, Hayama.
(Akito does so.)
Mike: (VO) And with that, it’s an even balance between Japanese and Americans… wait, wait, it’s all the same tribe, so we shouldn’t focus on that. Let me do it over: And with that, it’s an even balance between girls and boys. There- much better!
Episode Ten Voting Record
Akito- (4): Gerald, Kari, TK, Wendy
Wendy- (3): Akito, Arnold, Sana
Episode Eleven- Day Thirty-One
(Wendy is walking through the campsite, when she runs smack
into Sana. She looks mad.)
Sana: Hello, Wendy.
Wendy: Um. Hi Sana.
Sana: Can I ask why you voted for Hayama last night?
Wendy: I dunno. Can I ask why you voted for me last night?
Sana: No you may not. You voted for Akito so I’m not talking to you.
(Sana turns her back to Wendy.)
Wendy: Uh…
Manny: (VO) Sorry, I’d just like to explain about all this. You see, it’s been getting really boring, and since we don’t have any reward challenges to play with, we need to introduce another major rivalry in order to tide the mood over. I know that Sana and Wendy don’t really have a reason to be resentful, but… oh well.
Wendy: I have a lot of reason to be resentful. Sana’s
been driving me insane! I was hoping that I could just shut up
and let nature take its course, but I can’t take it anymore!
She voted for me last time, she’s trying to get others to
vote for me… and I need a new vendetta now that Helga’s
gone.
(Wendy and Sana are arguing in the background, as Kari’s wondering through the grounds quietly.)
Kari: Hm… what’s this?
(She looks down and sees the Rainy card.)
Kari: This looks like Sakura’s. I bet she left it here.
(She looks closer at it.)
Kari: I wonder what’s so special about it… hmm… Rainy.
(Storm clouds start forming.)
Kari: Hmm… amazing. Oh well- a little rain never hurt
anybody.
Day Thirty-Two
(The place is nearly completely flooded, and still raining.
The six are on top of a tree, watching.)
Kari: Okay… a lot of rain can do some damage.
Arnold: How did you do that anyway? I thought only Sakura could use those.
Kari: It’s part of the anime female’s guidebook. Although it seems on TV that only certain anime females have only certain powers, it’s all kinda in the same group.
TK: So that’s why all those girls can pull those mallets out of nowhere.
(Sana pulls a mallet out of nowhere and lightly hits TK on the head.)
Sana: That’s right TK-chan!
Kari: It’s complicated. Especially when you don’t pay the union dues.
Arnold: Hey, um… where’s that rice we got before?
Gerald: Oh, I’m watchin’ it, don’t worry Arnold.
Wendy: Where is it?
Gerald: Floating downstream, out of sight. I’ve got an eye on it though.
Wendy: Oh. We should probably save it.
Sana: Who wants brownie points?!
Kari: Everyone who’s already saved the world can take a break!
(TK and Kari high-five. Arnold, Gerald, and Sana take off to save the rice. TK and Kari look at Wendy.)
Wendy: Go rent the movie!
TK: We’ve seen it.
Kari: Yeah, that was really all because of Kenny.
Wendy: Oh shoot.
(Wendy drops down.)
TK: So why can’t you stop that card?
Kari: Uh… female anime characters may have the power, but knowing how to use it is a different matter.
TK: Any ideas?
Kari: Hmm… (commanding) Rainy! Return!
(nothing happens)
Kari: Nope, bone dry.
(a branch from above releases a ton of water on Kari.)
TK: Anyway- let’s talk voting strategies!
Day Thirty-Three
(Same scene. It’s still raining, and all six are still
taking shelter in a tree. Arnold is protecting the rice.)
Sana: Man… that was a rough night.
Arnold: I know. But I still got the rice.
(A helicopter flies by, blowing Arnold, and the rice, into the water. Arnold miraculously hangs on to the tin.)
Arnold: (OS) I’m okay!
(The helicopter is floating over the water, and a ladder pops out the door. Sakura and Mike get out, Sakura in full "cardcaptor" regalia, most likely designed by Madison.)
Mike: Sorry, we don’t keep the non-jury members around this time. We had to fly her back from Readington. Kari? Still got that card?
Kari: Yeah, I got it!
(Kari dives in the water, and struggles through the depths to hand the card to Sakura.)
Sakura: Rainy card- return to your power confined!
(The rainy card obeys, and… returns to its power confined. Whatever that means.)
Kari: (relieved) Thanks.
Sakura: Kari?
Kari: Yeah?
Sakura: I don’t do your job. Don’t do mine.
Kari: Right… sorry.
(The sun comes out, and the rain begins to subside, or drift away. The others get down.)
TK: Thanks Sakura.
Sana: Now what do we do about the camp?
Arnold: Yeah. It’s like… gone.
Mike: Yeah, that is a problem. But first! Immunity!
(Shot of everybody firing slingshots at plates above
everybody’s head. Wendy plants a stone through TK’s
final plate and wins immunity.)
Artie: (VO) Through everything, Wendy makes her presence felt
with a huge immunity win.
(Shot of everybody working hard to restore the camp, including rebuilding the shelter.)
Arnold: It’s going to be very tough rebuilding camp. It was our home… and we lost it. I guess that it was technically our fault, although I don’t blame Kari for what happened.
Wendy: It’s a setback. We’ve been given s**t like this before and we’ve been able to deal with it. It’s just something else we have to get through. And I do not blame Kari for all of this. I have my thing against Sana now, so I can’t be mad at two girls at once. That’s just not prudent.
Gerald: The problem is that we still have business as usual, even after what happened. We had that immunity challenge, and now we even have to go to Tribal Council. Man, the last thing I want to do is vote somebody off now! We need all the help we can get. Of course, you understand that none of us blame Kari for this. It’s no big deal. Everybody makes mistakes.
TK: I’m just glad that nobody’s blaming Kari for it. It was an accident, and I’m extremely relieved to see that everybody realized that, and nobody’s going to vote for her because of what happened.
Tribal Council
(Shot of Gerald, voting for "TK.")
Gerald: We may not be blaming Kari, but we still think
you’re a threat.
(Shot of TK, voting for "ARNOLD.")
TK: Hey, I suppose we have to try to carry on with business.
Sorry about this.
(Shot of Arnold, voting for "TK.")
Arnold: TK, we have to try to carry on with business. I
don’t expect you to understand. I’m sorry.
(Shot of Kari, voting for "ARNOLD." Instead of her
testimony, Manny narrates.)
Manny: (VO) The voting was certainly tougher this round, after
everything that happened…
(Shot of Wendy, voting for "SANA.")
Manny: (VO) With the camp destroyed, everybody’s a little
bit off guard, and nobody’s quite on the ball today.
(Shot of Sana, voting for "SANA.")
Manny: (VO) In fact, with everything going on around her, a very
overwhelmed and very confused Sana voted for herself!
(Shot of Manny, reading the sixth vote for Sana.)
Manny: And the sixth vote is for… Sana. We have a three-way tie…
(Manny reaches into his pocket and is about to pull out a gun when Artie runs in.)
Artie: Manny, wait!
(Artie whispers into Manny’s ear.)
Manny: Uh huh… uh huh… baka.
(Artie steps back.)
Manny: Sana? We would like to ask that you revote.
Sana: Oh?
Manny: Yes, Survivor rules would prefer it if you didn’t vote for yourself!
Artie: As much of a hellhole that camp is right now, that’s no way to take yourself out of the game.
(Sana runs off, and then returns with a card.)
Manny: Okay… (reading) and the eleventh person voted off the island…
Artie: Outback.
Manny: The outback is… TK.
(Manny holds up the card, reading "TK-CHAN." TK looks a bit sad, then takes his torch up.)
Mike: (VO) And with that- TK Takaishi is out of the game, and only five survivors remain.
Episode Eleven Voting Record
TK- (3): Arnold, Gerald, Sana
Arnold- (2): Kari, TK
Sana- (1): Wendy
(Commentary room, as the shot of Manny extinguishing TK’s
torch is shown.)
Manny: Well, that’s one more out of our hair.
Artie: Wow. In the beginning of the recap Sana was head over heels in love with TK. In the end, she votes him off. That kind of unrequited romance is something that should be reserved in the dankest of locales… like Digimon.
Mike: Hey, if I could choose the ending, I would. But it’s not my place to choose the destiny of the digi-destined… that sounded really bad didn’t it?
Manny: Yeah. Anyway, thoughts on Helga’s dismissal?
Mike: Should’ve happened sooner. The place is a lot quieter now.
Manny: Agreed. Akito?
Artie: I don’t think the place is any quieter without him so no comment.
Manny: Great. Any other comments?
Artie: Kari’s in trouble if she doesn’t get her rear in gear and win some challenges.
Mike: Definitely. The Americans have a majority for the first time in the game, and Sana’s definitely not playing the tribal loyalty game, so Kari has to win something if she expects to bring another Survivor trophy into the Kamiya household.
Artie: Hey, Manny, do we actually have to pay that million yen?
Manny: All depends on how much the winner complains. If you’re lucky, they’ll forget about it. If you aren’t… it’ll end up in the hands of some weird girl from the twenty-third century.
Mike: Anyway, one thing I’d like to point out is Wendy. She may not be in an alliance but she’s doing extremely well.
Artie: She pulled down immunity, but the question is- is that a good thing or a bad thing? It certainly helped in what was a very unpredictable council, but now she could be a target.
Mike: The under-the-radar technique only works so long. It’s time for Wendy to step up and be aggressive if she hopes to win.
Artie: I see. Manny? Take us home.
(Manny is sleeping on the desk. Artie pokes him and he pops up suddenly.)
Manny: Anyway, Helga Pataki, Akito Hayama, and TK Takaishi are our latest three victims. And when we come back- the conclusion to Animation Survivor 2. With five characters left, only one can come home with the gold. Tune in to find out who it will be… although I can’t think of a reason why you’d want to.
(Zoom out, as the place gets darker.)
Manny: One more… I can get through this. Just think happy thoughts!